Post by "Rockstar" Willie Bard on Jul 25, 2006 22:37:10 GMT -5
(We see Willie Bard walking into a record store. The clerk, a man in his mid 20s with long hair in a ponytail and a very shaggy face is in one of the aisles sweeping the floor. He sees Bard and says)
Clerk - Excuse me sir, we're closed... hey, you're Willie Bard. Damn man. I remember you. You used to work here.
Bard - Yeah, I did.
Clerk - I know man, I came in and then you quit like a week later.
Bard - Yeah, I got hired to wrestle for the Hybrid Wrestling Federation.
Clerk - OOHHHH! That's where you went. Cause I've watched a few of the Lockdown shows, and I've seen you and been like "I think I know him from somewhere." But aren't you guys usually on tour. Shouldn't you be in Indianapolis?
Bard - Well, since I'm not on the card, I don't have to get there until Wednesday night.
Clerk - Oh. That sucks.
Bard - Yeah, I was hoping Hudson would give me my rematch for the US Title this week. But, neither of us were on the card, so I guess it ain't happening...
Clerk - Well, you'll probably get another shot at it somewhere down the line.
Bard - I hope so. But, I was thinking I could root around here for a sec. I've been looking for this one CD and I can't find it anywhere.
Clerk - Well, like I said, we're closed.
Bard - C'mon. Just give me like 5 minutes...
Clerk - Seriously dude, can't do it.
Bard - 2 minutes.
Clerk - I would, but I can't.
Bard - Please?
Clerk - What are you looking for?
Bard - We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy.
Clerk - Ooh. Sorry dude, sold the last one yesterday.
Bard - Fuck! Oh well, I'll try somewhere else.
Clerk - Yeah... hey, good luck with you're wrestling Willie.
Bard - Yeah, and good luck jockeying that register. It's given me problems before.
Clerk - Right. Later dude.
(Bard walks out of the store, and the clerk resumes sweeping. The scene fades to black)
Clerk - Excuse me sir, we're closed... hey, you're Willie Bard. Damn man. I remember you. You used to work here.
Bard - Yeah, I did.
Clerk - I know man, I came in and then you quit like a week later.
Bard - Yeah, I got hired to wrestle for the Hybrid Wrestling Federation.
Clerk - OOHHHH! That's where you went. Cause I've watched a few of the Lockdown shows, and I've seen you and been like "I think I know him from somewhere." But aren't you guys usually on tour. Shouldn't you be in Indianapolis?
Bard - Well, since I'm not on the card, I don't have to get there until Wednesday night.
Clerk - Oh. That sucks.
Bard - Yeah, I was hoping Hudson would give me my rematch for the US Title this week. But, neither of us were on the card, so I guess it ain't happening...
Clerk - Well, you'll probably get another shot at it somewhere down the line.
Bard - I hope so. But, I was thinking I could root around here for a sec. I've been looking for this one CD and I can't find it anywhere.
Clerk - Well, like I said, we're closed.
Bard - C'mon. Just give me like 5 minutes...
Clerk - Seriously dude, can't do it.
Bard - 2 minutes.
Clerk - I would, but I can't.
Bard - Please?
Clerk - What are you looking for?
Bard - We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy.
Clerk - Ooh. Sorry dude, sold the last one yesterday.
Bard - Fuck! Oh well, I'll try somewhere else.
Clerk - Yeah... hey, good luck with you're wrestling Willie.
Bard - Yeah, and good luck jockeying that register. It's given me problems before.
Clerk - Right. Later dude.
(Bard walks out of the store, and the clerk resumes sweeping. The scene fades to black)
