Post by The Goblin on Jul 25, 2006 11:29:09 GMT -5
(Off Air)
Well he was having a good day. We are once again in the Goblin lair where HWF’s newest resident Goblin is hanging out. Currently the little man of small stature but impressive victories seems to be playing a game of darts with Vice President Tyler Tyson’s face on the target but of course this amusing pass time is going to be interrupted and shortly afterwards we hear a phone ringing throwing off the Goblin’s small grasp on his concentration. The dart he was about to toss at the board instead goes wildly off target and we hear the sound of breaking glass. With a shrug The Goblin answers his phone.
Well he was having a good day. We are once again in the Goblin lair where HWF’s newest resident Goblin is hanging out. Currently the little man of small stature but impressive victories seems to be playing a game of darts with Vice President Tyler Tyson’s face on the target but of course this amusing pass time is going to be interrupted and shortly afterwards we hear a phone ringing throwing off the Goblin’s small grasp on his concentration. The dart he was about to toss at the board instead goes wildly off target and we hear the sound of breaking glass. With a shrug The Goblin answers his phone.
The Goblin: What do you want?
Friendly sort, isn’t he though? The Pint sized trouble maker listens to the caller for a little bit before interrupting and asking some questions of his own.
The Goblin: So let me get this straight… some bozo that just got hired is dressing up, impersonating The Goblin, and wearing The Goblin's mask?
He of course waits for a answer which we can assume to be an affirmative and then promptly responds asking the question that is crossing all our minds.
The Goblin: Bastard. I'll set him on fire. I told them I was supposed to get royalties for any impersonations. And I have received no damn check. In fact, is this Jorge Garcia character even legal? Maybe I'll just show up at Lockdown and run around screaming IMMIIIGRATTTIONN...IMMIIIIGRRAATIIONN!!! I have more important things to do then babysit some wanna be poser who obviously used to be a Goblin lackey. He hasn’t been in three different leagues like I have. He hasn’t been able to walk out of all of those leagues completely undefeated…. I did so beat you. I don’t want to hear your silly ref fast count theory again. Just drop it.
The Goblin rolls his eyes and starts to pace listening to the caller once again making mocking faces the whole time.
The Goblin: I’m pretty sure I don’t have any match with this joke. Yeah, he's got a handicap match against Street's something or other. No damnit they aren't rappers. I’m the former CDW World Champion. I should be the one fighting in the Trial by Fire tournament, or even fighting that brain-dead gorilla LJ Andrews...no, I had nothing to do with him getting his ass kicked 3 weeks in a row. Whatever, I'm flying out to Indy to confront this pip squeek face to face on Lockdown...shut up, I am not smaller than him!
The leader of the Goblin Hoard listens again to the caller but this time he interrupts again right away.
The Goblin: Yes, I will do the damage. In fact, I took care of it already. What I will do to him will make your car look like a gift… which you never said thank you for…. No I don’t know what belt your talking about. The green one? Doesn’t ring a bell….
He glances over at the wall where a HIW Hardcore Championship belt is nailed to the wall and has been painted green. The only gold remaining is in the shape of a capital G.
The Goblin: But yeah if I see it I’ll let you know. Anyways I got some training I want to do. Who knows maybe after I finish dealing with the joke we can find some more fun Destruction style? Sweet I’ll catch you then.
(Fin.)
