Post by Scotty Blaze on Jul 24, 2006 18:39:15 GMT -5
The following Roleplay may contain foul language and sexual, drug related, and other topics that they try to keep off of t.v., but just quite can't. This is a Scotty Blaze special and people will get used to it. Those under the age of who knows and who really cares shouldn't read, but read it anyway you may learn a thing or two. LMAO!
The scenery is the world famous basketball court known as Rucker Park. The Rucker in Harlem, New York(U.S.A.), a court known well for Street Basketball and has seen professional players like Stephon Marbury, Rafer "Skip 2 My Lou" Alston, Jason Kidd, and even the legendary "Dr. J" Julius Erving. This is a legendary court as we all know. This isn't about basketball though. We see another newly signed athlete known as Scotty Blaze seen at The Rucker as he is seen talkin to a couple of guys as he just catches someone's attention about his businesses.
Scotty-Well this week I start wrestling amigos. I am headin to my first match and strangely they insultin me by forcing me to fight some chick. No affense, but Scotty Blaze don't fight girls not his style when it comes to the ladies gotta love em. Well since I have to do this shit to make me cash I guess my opponent she is gonna have to learn about me. She is gonna learn about who I am. I am not the guy who will cower so he can get fucked at night. I am the guy who will punch out whoever it takes to get my way towards the top of the wrestling business. Sure people have the hype and wrestling doesn't want to promote a hispanic champion they already got too many succeeding more than they want them to succeed. Hell I thought the business was racist towards everyone else, but wrestling is holdin down the essas. Now it doesn't matter how talented someone is they can get held down over their race. Summer is the name of my opponent and quite frankly the season here in America. I am not here to talk about the weather I am here to talk about my match. I am gonna show off why I am known as The Street Legend. I hear shit about my opponent. I hear how she holds some title right now. Oh well I didn't come just to get every title that I get a shot for. I came to prove that the revolution will begin. The discrimination towards hispanic athletes will be over. There will be no more holding hispanics back cuz of "size" or "weight" or "innability to speak English". I speak English better than most English people. I am 6'1 The Hitman was 6'0 and was a lightweight basically. I AM TALLER THAN THE MOST TECHNICAL CHAMPION OF THE 90'S! So hop off the bandwagon and start to appreciate what wrestling is all about. It's not about Sports Entertainment and shitty gimmicks. It's about putting your life on the line for people who appreciate you or hate you. Not dropping shitty rhymes that should get your ass kick over a 100 times. This isn't Hip Hop Bling Bling Hour this is WRESTLING! The Gimmicks Need to End and the show needs to begin.
Guy#1-Yeah Holmes that white boy John Cena he's got no talent that bendajo needs to fuckin leave da business and go back to suckin dick at the local gym holmes.
Guy#2-They need to have more bitches in wrestlin like Da Nitro Girls or whatever dancin on stage shakin dat ass.
Scotty-I don't care what they do about whores onstage dancing to entertain 40 year old Rednecks who's wives aren't putting out. I am talking about those at home watching to see Wrestling and get disapointed seeing some wigga try to get record labels here and there or people dressing up as mentally disabled people or guys paid to act like homo-sexuals that's what needs to go in wrestling. Gimmicks aren't needed. This is wrestling god damnit. A gimmick has to be GOOD aswell as the athlete. I am tired of sitting at home not wrestling when I see people who don't deserve contracts like Bill Goldberg, Mark Henry, and The Great Khali having their matches despite how shitty still are big names their matches are CARWRECKS! I can't even call those matches. Hell I could tape a better show. Sure I came from the streets and can't have a looked upon opinion. Just ask bout me and about my old days in OWO, IWF, and XPCW! Hell I know a guy who knows bout the IWF days a guy who I knew in the back just never had to step inside the ring with him.
-That be me right?
Scotty turns around only to see retired superstar "Compton's One Man Army" Deshaun walk around in what seems to him as unfamiliar territory. Sure Compton's more dangerous, but your takin a West Side Gangsta and puttin him on the East Side.
Guy#1-Who dis fuckin cochroach?
Scotty-This "cochroach" This man is a West Coast Gangsta sure he ain't knowin bout how we do on The East Side. This is Deshaun this dude knows the business he may be huge, but this is one of the better giants that have been seen in the ring. I seen him beat down bigger and badder giants and just shit on em afterwards. So this "fuckin cochroach" would whoop your ass kill you and take your money and not think bout it at all.
Guy#1-This man? Nah just look like some motherfucka who ain't ever fought a coc'ed up mothafucka before.
Scotty-Shut up amigo. He gonna fuckin run yo shit if you don't shut da fuck up man. This is Harlem shit happens. Hell I robbed mobsters when I came back, but shit they got me back and torched my home down. It's why I had to buy that other one and then buy some fuckin firearms. Harlem's representin and they gonna be representin this week. I am gonna represent what wrestling should be. That right Deshaun?
Deshaun-Nigga first off. When can I punch out that little cocksucker? Secondly you know what you expectin there? Sure you fucked up Bryan Blade and Hu$tla before, but last I knew last time you fought them they won their respected matches against you.
Scotty-Hold up I knew you called me over here to help out with The Street's Finest, but I got solo action and also a bout Hu$tla and Blade. Blade won cuz we got screwed over in that 3 on 3 match which you got pinned by a hick. Also Hu$tla got help from IWF Champion Rob Slater and that's how he won against me. Now Hu$tla and Blade I said I joined up wit dem boys, but I got shit to take care of. I got to take care of that bitch Summer McCoy and I am gonna teach here no not how for her just to get on her knees and face me I am gonna teach her what wrestling is all about. I am gonna show why I am a PURE WRESTLER and why I have been known as MR. PARENTAL ADVISORY in wrestling. I've had matches that where banned from T.V. cuz they were so violent. I broke my neck for the business and god damnit I break it again. Now Deshaun let's bounce I got to make a bunch of undeservers know my name.
LATER THAT DAY!
In the HWF arena as Scotty Blaze is in his locker room talkin to Deshaun. Deshaun explains to him about his match.
Scotty-So they hired me and booked me for a tournament? Oh shit well they best get to know me in HWF for I am gonna make this worth it. This tournament will be to show that I am not gonna bow down to anyone and whoever gets in my way will learn that messing with B.L.A.Z.E. isn't a good choice in the matter. I apologise for that dumbass Jose earlier. He can just be as dumb and as wack as they get.
Deshaun-Shit don't worry we both know he had it coming and we both know what your capable of inside the squared ring. Sure you had your moments in wrestling, but this is where it's at time for you to go up and sky rocket in the business. I got Hu$tla's back cuz we've been boys in IWF and now here in HWF we still tight. You though the fuckin Stoned Non-Sports Entertainer? What da fuck you suppose to be the hispanic Sandman?
Scotty-That's funny a hispanic Sandman. Well no I am not no insane guy who needs to wack his opponents with singapore canes to win his matches. I am only gonna need to lock on The Street Respect or hit The B-Real to win my matches. That's all I am gonna need. Summer McCoy as I said don'treally know shit about her, but she gonna learn all bout me. Who I am and why I came to dominate yet another WRESTLING BUSINESS! I am gonna reign on top of the wrestling world and I shall DOMINATE over everyone who gets in my way. Male or Female everyone will know what it feels like to get hit with The B-Real. Everyone will learn how it feels like to tap out to The Street Respect. That is what everyone is gonna know and I am gonna be the one to teach them all. Professional Wrestling is coming back and I am gonna make it what it used to be so EVERYONE can see it not no only available in certain countries and areas like Ring of Honor. This is gonna be WRESTLING AT IT'S BEST YET AGAIN! BE READY! The Gimmicks are dead to me and others who have my beliefs and now Deshaun be ready to see me do what I DO BEST AND THAT'S KICK ASS!
Scotty and Deshaun just laugh about it as Scotty then looks around and pulls out a baggie filled with weed.
Scotty-How often they drug test you?
Deshaun-Shit you tryin to get caught with weed Scotty? Shit you always stoned? or at least everytime I seen you you are.
Scotty-I am high all the time I smoke the good shit. I do what I got to do and I ain't gonna puke up either. I am too focused to puke. Well see ya on Thursday I got weed to smoke.
Scotty heads out of the arena and rolls a joint and starts to smoke it as the scene fades to black.
~END SCENE~
The scenery is the world famous basketball court known as Rucker Park. The Rucker in Harlem, New York(U.S.A.), a court known well for Street Basketball and has seen professional players like Stephon Marbury, Rafer "Skip 2 My Lou" Alston, Jason Kidd, and even the legendary "Dr. J" Julius Erving. This is a legendary court as we all know. This isn't about basketball though. We see another newly signed athlete known as Scotty Blaze seen at The Rucker as he is seen talkin to a couple of guys as he just catches someone's attention about his businesses.
Scotty-Well this week I start wrestling amigos. I am headin to my first match and strangely they insultin me by forcing me to fight some chick. No affense, but Scotty Blaze don't fight girls not his style when it comes to the ladies gotta love em. Well since I have to do this shit to make me cash I guess my opponent she is gonna have to learn about me. She is gonna learn about who I am. I am not the guy who will cower so he can get fucked at night. I am the guy who will punch out whoever it takes to get my way towards the top of the wrestling business. Sure people have the hype and wrestling doesn't want to promote a hispanic champion they already got too many succeeding more than they want them to succeed. Hell I thought the business was racist towards everyone else, but wrestling is holdin down the essas. Now it doesn't matter how talented someone is they can get held down over their race. Summer is the name of my opponent and quite frankly the season here in America. I am not here to talk about the weather I am here to talk about my match. I am gonna show off why I am known as The Street Legend. I hear shit about my opponent. I hear how she holds some title right now. Oh well I didn't come just to get every title that I get a shot for. I came to prove that the revolution will begin. The discrimination towards hispanic athletes will be over. There will be no more holding hispanics back cuz of "size" or "weight" or "innability to speak English". I speak English better than most English people. I am 6'1 The Hitman was 6'0 and was a lightweight basically. I AM TALLER THAN THE MOST TECHNICAL CHAMPION OF THE 90'S! So hop off the bandwagon and start to appreciate what wrestling is all about. It's not about Sports Entertainment and shitty gimmicks. It's about putting your life on the line for people who appreciate you or hate you. Not dropping shitty rhymes that should get your ass kick over a 100 times. This isn't Hip Hop Bling Bling Hour this is WRESTLING! The Gimmicks Need to End and the show needs to begin.
Guy#1-Yeah Holmes that white boy John Cena he's got no talent that bendajo needs to fuckin leave da business and go back to suckin dick at the local gym holmes.
Guy#2-They need to have more bitches in wrestlin like Da Nitro Girls or whatever dancin on stage shakin dat ass.
Scotty-I don't care what they do about whores onstage dancing to entertain 40 year old Rednecks who's wives aren't putting out. I am talking about those at home watching to see Wrestling and get disapointed seeing some wigga try to get record labels here and there or people dressing up as mentally disabled people or guys paid to act like homo-sexuals that's what needs to go in wrestling. Gimmicks aren't needed. This is wrestling god damnit. A gimmick has to be GOOD aswell as the athlete. I am tired of sitting at home not wrestling when I see people who don't deserve contracts like Bill Goldberg, Mark Henry, and The Great Khali having their matches despite how shitty still are big names their matches are CARWRECKS! I can't even call those matches. Hell I could tape a better show. Sure I came from the streets and can't have a looked upon opinion. Just ask bout me and about my old days in OWO, IWF, and XPCW! Hell I know a guy who knows bout the IWF days a guy who I knew in the back just never had to step inside the ring with him.
-That be me right?Scotty turns around only to see retired superstar "Compton's One Man Army" Deshaun walk around in what seems to him as unfamiliar territory. Sure Compton's more dangerous, but your takin a West Side Gangsta and puttin him on the East Side.
Guy#1-Who dis fuckin cochroach?
Scotty-This "cochroach" This man is a West Coast Gangsta sure he ain't knowin bout how we do on The East Side. This is Deshaun this dude knows the business he may be huge, but this is one of the better giants that have been seen in the ring. I seen him beat down bigger and badder giants and just shit on em afterwards. So this "fuckin cochroach" would whoop your ass kill you and take your money and not think bout it at all.
Guy#1-This man? Nah just look like some motherfucka who ain't ever fought a coc'ed up mothafucka before.
Scotty-Shut up amigo. He gonna fuckin run yo shit if you don't shut da fuck up man. This is Harlem shit happens. Hell I robbed mobsters when I came back, but shit they got me back and torched my home down. It's why I had to buy that other one and then buy some fuckin firearms. Harlem's representin and they gonna be representin this week. I am gonna represent what wrestling should be. That right Deshaun?
Deshaun-Nigga first off. When can I punch out that little cocksucker? Secondly you know what you expectin there? Sure you fucked up Bryan Blade and Hu$tla before, but last I knew last time you fought them they won their respected matches against you.
Scotty-Hold up I knew you called me over here to help out with The Street's Finest, but I got solo action and also a bout Hu$tla and Blade. Blade won cuz we got screwed over in that 3 on 3 match which you got pinned by a hick. Also Hu$tla got help from IWF Champion Rob Slater and that's how he won against me. Now Hu$tla and Blade I said I joined up wit dem boys, but I got shit to take care of. I got to take care of that bitch Summer McCoy and I am gonna teach here no not how for her just to get on her knees and face me I am gonna teach her what wrestling is all about. I am gonna show why I am a PURE WRESTLER and why I have been known as MR. PARENTAL ADVISORY in wrestling. I've had matches that where banned from T.V. cuz they were so violent. I broke my neck for the business and god damnit I break it again. Now Deshaun let's bounce I got to make a bunch of undeservers know my name.
LATER THAT DAY!
In the HWF arena as Scotty Blaze is in his locker room talkin to Deshaun. Deshaun explains to him about his match.
Scotty-So they hired me and booked me for a tournament? Oh shit well they best get to know me in HWF for I am gonna make this worth it. This tournament will be to show that I am not gonna bow down to anyone and whoever gets in my way will learn that messing with B.L.A.Z.E. isn't a good choice in the matter. I apologise for that dumbass Jose earlier. He can just be as dumb and as wack as they get.
Deshaun-Shit don't worry we both know he had it coming and we both know what your capable of inside the squared ring. Sure you had your moments in wrestling, but this is where it's at time for you to go up and sky rocket in the business. I got Hu$tla's back cuz we've been boys in IWF and now here in HWF we still tight. You though the fuckin Stoned Non-Sports Entertainer? What da fuck you suppose to be the hispanic Sandman?
Scotty-That's funny a hispanic Sandman. Well no I am not no insane guy who needs to wack his opponents with singapore canes to win his matches. I am only gonna need to lock on The Street Respect or hit The B-Real to win my matches. That's all I am gonna need. Summer McCoy as I said don'treally know shit about her, but she gonna learn all bout me. Who I am and why I came to dominate yet another WRESTLING BUSINESS! I am gonna reign on top of the wrestling world and I shall DOMINATE over everyone who gets in my way. Male or Female everyone will know what it feels like to get hit with The B-Real. Everyone will learn how it feels like to tap out to The Street Respect. That is what everyone is gonna know and I am gonna be the one to teach them all. Professional Wrestling is coming back and I am gonna make it what it used to be so EVERYONE can see it not no only available in certain countries and areas like Ring of Honor. This is gonna be WRESTLING AT IT'S BEST YET AGAIN! BE READY! The Gimmicks are dead to me and others who have my beliefs and now Deshaun be ready to see me do what I DO BEST AND THAT'S KICK ASS!
Scotty and Deshaun just laugh about it as Scotty then looks around and pulls out a baggie filled with weed.
Scotty-How often they drug test you?
Deshaun-Shit you tryin to get caught with weed Scotty? Shit you always stoned? or at least everytime I seen you you are.
Scotty-I am high all the time I smoke the good shit. I do what I got to do and I ain't gonna puke up either. I am too focused to puke. Well see ya on Thursday I got weed to smoke.
Scotty heads out of the arena and rolls a joint and starts to smoke it as the scene fades to black.
~END SCENE~
