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Post by President Hudson on Jun 13, 2006 1:49:47 GMT -5
The GameChangers vs. Nikki Law & Xander Cage (c)
4 RP Max per Team
Deadline is Sunday, June 18th, at 3 pm EST.
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Post by game on Jun 14, 2006 13:56:04 GMT -5
We open our scene once again with a happy looking Reno King holding a mic and from the Blair witch-esque filming quality he is being followed by a camera person, a very bad camera person. Probably Nick Wylde. It is readily apparent that this is being filmed on the streets around the MCI Center as the large building is occasionally in the shot as is the odd car and more importantly people occasionally walk on by. King stops one of them; a man dressed in a business suit carrying a briefcase.
RENO KING: Excuse me Sir, thanks for stopping. I have a quick question for you.
Man: Uhh sure... if it's quick
RENO KING: Ok here we go, If you were a wrestler why would you call yourself Xander?
Man: Zander? Why would anyone want to call themselves Zander.
RENO KING: not Zander….Xander.
Man: And that’s Different how?
RENO KING: *shrugs* It's a spelling thing. X instead of Z. Anyways, back to the question. Why would a wrestler want to call themselves Xander?
Man: Because he could easily transition over to a character on The O.C.?
The scene switches and changes and now Reno King is talking to a women in a business suit.
Lady: Because it sounds weird?
The scene changes again this time with large muscled fellow wearing a cheesy fake mustache and looking a lot like a buff version of the Monopoly man. Several midgets seem to be following him dressed as Monopoly pieces. The viewers at home can easily guess that this man is none other then the trickster Nick Wylde. Unfortunately Reno King seems oblivious of this fact.
Wylde: Well you see my good man, I would only call myself Xander if it was the best name money could buy. *He seems to ponder for a moment* I suppose with a name like that you could have an interesting catch phrase, something like 'I’m not a sander, so take a gander, there’s nothing blander, than me, I’m XANDER!' or something like that.
The man wanders off with midgets in tow but not before handing Reno King a bill we can presume to be money. Reno looks at the cash which turns out to be Monopoly money. Reno looks at the camera with an incredulous look on his face and then we fade into the next person being interviewed.
It’s another woman this time. She is a tall African-American lady dressed in your typical street walker attire. Leopard print miniskirt, hooker boots, and a blouse.
Hooker: Xander? Bah I wouldn't call myself that, it’s stupid.
Next person is an older, heavy set men wearing military fatigues, his oversized gut hanging over his belt line. He looks a little drunk which is soon confirmed for when he speaks his words are a little slurred.
Army Guy: Xander... pfft. Thats a sissy name. With a name like that I would probably be... yeah know... flaming. *With this comment he over exaggerates waving his hand in the classic fairy symbol*[/i][/color]
RENO KING *Looks at the camera and adds* Oh my.
And then we fade into someone else who seems to be Pee-wee Herman's long lost brother. Got the slicked back hair, the dorky suit…. even the bow tie.
Dork: Well actually Xander is a great character of the video game Dragon Zoom Master X. He wore a helmet of gold and fought with a sword of fire. He was like the badass version of Zelda, except when he had to really fight he called upon this winged fairy. She was awesome.
RENO KING: Umm, that’s great. But I ummm really need to ask this of someone else. *Reno and the camera hurry off but the Dork manages one last comment before we have time to switch to the next interviewee.*
Dork: Or maybe I would call myself Xander cause of low self esteem?
The next shot opens back on the street and Reno King is alone once again. He is still standing on street but we can tell much time has passed since it is definitely getting darker out in the background. The shaky photographer adjusts the focus and the scene gets blurry and focused a few times as they find the shot.
Reno King: Well, that was the word on the street. Apparently the name Xander either means gay, stupid, or video game icon. Either way, not one person mentioned champion. Which is good, because come One Ring, any Xander’s in the OTB won’t be able to claim champion status either.
With this the scene fades to black as the shot ends.
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