Post by "Rockstar" Willie Bard on Jul 9, 2006 0:52:14 GMT -5
(We see "Rockstar" Willie Bard, sitting down, smiling, as though he knows something we know not.)
Bard - (Like he's reciting a poem) "Just step in one direction. Stutter step for one split second. Faster through the intersection, a jacknife to a swan, and he was gone." - Dicky Barrett.
You know, I think Dicky might have had something when he wrote that. You can be going along, everything working great, all of a sudden, you make one choice. One decision, and everything is kaput. It reminds me of what has happened here. I am, of course, talking about what happened with former GM Daniels. He made one choice. He decided to put everything on the line, included his company. And, well, a jacknife to a swan, and he was gone...
(Bard smirks)
Bard - So... now, Hybrid Wrestling Federation. Combination of Only The Best Wrestling and Uncensored Championship Wrestling. Wow, never thought that after one month, OTB would be merged into another company. A different company. And I looked around in the locker room, and only saw a few familiar faces. Most of the roster, slashed! Cut!
(Bard thinks deeply, then smiles again)
Bard - Now, this week. I get my opportunity. See, Bret Masters walked out of OTB with the TV Title. So, now I'm getting my shot at the new HWF United States Title. Hmm... can a paddy hold the US Title? Never heard of it.
Not only the US Title. But now I'm involved in the Omega Trials. I remember the UCW Omega Trials. They were supposed to start the day before I came back to Syracuse from Mexico. I remember being bummed out missing guys like Orion and Todd Tellanski in the ring. But, soon I was to find out that UCW went on hiatus and eventually closed without any real reason. And now, I team up with a man I used to call the Director of Authority. A man who was a higher up. A man who I had never really liked. That man being Shane Ralston. I now call him partner. And, IB Violent. A man I've beaten before. Now I have to be on a team with him. Needless to say, I don't think I can trust him. Well, all I know is that if all else fails, I can kick his ass...
(Bard laughs)
Bard - But, enough about the Trials. Onto this week's Lockdown. "Rockstar" Willie Bard vs Deamon Cohln. Deamon Cohln A man I never thought I'd face in OTB. Now, a man I face on Thursday in my first HWF match. And, it's for a major title. My first win, my first title reign. Sounds good to this rocker...
(Bard smirks again)
Bard - A victory at Lockdown will mean my first title since Mexico 2 years ago. The Campeonato del Mundo. My first every World Heavyweight Championship, and I could barely pronounce it...
(Bard realizes something)
Bard - You know what, all this talk about my days in Mexico has just reminded me of something. Deamon, you're 5' 10". You're 190 pounds. Wow... for the first time since Mexico, I am the bigger guy in the match. Holy shit. I thought 6' 2", 242 pounds was small. Damn, you're a midget! Ha ha ha. Well, I know what some people might be thinking.
(Bard puts on a fake voice)
Bard - "Deamon's gonna take it to Bard because Bard isn't used to being the big guy in the ring. He's always faced guys bigger then him. It's gonna throw him off."
(He stops using the fake voice)
Bard - Blah blah blah. Trust me, Deamon, if you went down to Mexico, you'd be average size. I was the biggest man in that Mexican company. And now, at Lockdown, I'm the big man again. No problem. I will prove why I'm the rockin, rollin, explodin S.O.B that climbed the ranks of OTB faster then anyone else. Now, I'm gonna do the same here in HWF. And it starts with you. Deamon Cohln, you're gonna get rocked come this Thursday.
(Bard smiles and the scene fades to black)
Bard - (Like he's reciting a poem) "Just step in one direction. Stutter step for one split second. Faster through the intersection, a jacknife to a swan, and he was gone." - Dicky Barrett.
You know, I think Dicky might have had something when he wrote that. You can be going along, everything working great, all of a sudden, you make one choice. One decision, and everything is kaput. It reminds me of what has happened here. I am, of course, talking about what happened with former GM Daniels. He made one choice. He decided to put everything on the line, included his company. And, well, a jacknife to a swan, and he was gone...
(Bard smirks)
Bard - So... now, Hybrid Wrestling Federation. Combination of Only The Best Wrestling and Uncensored Championship Wrestling. Wow, never thought that after one month, OTB would be merged into another company. A different company. And I looked around in the locker room, and only saw a few familiar faces. Most of the roster, slashed! Cut!
(Bard thinks deeply, then smiles again)
Bard - Now, this week. I get my opportunity. See, Bret Masters walked out of OTB with the TV Title. So, now I'm getting my shot at the new HWF United States Title. Hmm... can a paddy hold the US Title? Never heard of it.
Not only the US Title. But now I'm involved in the Omega Trials. I remember the UCW Omega Trials. They were supposed to start the day before I came back to Syracuse from Mexico. I remember being bummed out missing guys like Orion and Todd Tellanski in the ring. But, soon I was to find out that UCW went on hiatus and eventually closed without any real reason. And now, I team up with a man I used to call the Director of Authority. A man who was a higher up. A man who I had never really liked. That man being Shane Ralston. I now call him partner. And, IB Violent. A man I've beaten before. Now I have to be on a team with him. Needless to say, I don't think I can trust him. Well, all I know is that if all else fails, I can kick his ass...
(Bard laughs)
Bard - But, enough about the Trials. Onto this week's Lockdown. "Rockstar" Willie Bard vs Deamon Cohln. Deamon Cohln A man I never thought I'd face in OTB. Now, a man I face on Thursday in my first HWF match. And, it's for a major title. My first win, my first title reign. Sounds good to this rocker...
(Bard smirks again)
Bard - A victory at Lockdown will mean my first title since Mexico 2 years ago. The Campeonato del Mundo. My first every World Heavyweight Championship, and I could barely pronounce it...
(Bard realizes something)
Bard - You know what, all this talk about my days in Mexico has just reminded me of something. Deamon, you're 5' 10". You're 190 pounds. Wow... for the first time since Mexico, I am the bigger guy in the match. Holy shit. I thought 6' 2", 242 pounds was small. Damn, you're a midget! Ha ha ha. Well, I know what some people might be thinking.
(Bard puts on a fake voice)
Bard - "Deamon's gonna take it to Bard because Bard isn't used to being the big guy in the ring. He's always faced guys bigger then him. It's gonna throw him off."
(He stops using the fake voice)
Bard - Blah blah blah. Trust me, Deamon, if you went down to Mexico, you'd be average size. I was the biggest man in that Mexican company. And now, at Lockdown, I'm the big man again. No problem. I will prove why I'm the rockin, rollin, explodin S.O.B that climbed the ranks of OTB faster then anyone else. Now, I'm gonna do the same here in HWF. And it starts with you. Deamon Cohln, you're gonna get rocked come this Thursday.
(Bard smiles and the scene fades to black)
