Post by BomberJake on Jun 23, 2006 22:33:32 GMT -5
An establishing shot of a bar downtown is shown. BomberJakes golfcart is parked outside and a shot from inside is shown. Jake has just taken a seat on a barstool at the counter. He still has the OTB World Heavyweight Title around his waist as a belt.
[ BomberJake | "One Molson, please." ]
The bartender nods and pulls the lid off of a cooler full of Molsons. He hands one to Jake and gets back to cleaning glasses.
[ BomberJake | "It sure is a shame what happened to Tinas dad… I hope she'll be okay…" ]
Jake takes one hand and reaches to twist the cap off of the Molson. Just as Jake's about to open the bottle:
[
| "Jake?" ]
The unknown voice is coming from behind Jake. Jake turns around to see CHARLIE, the cameraman!
[ BomberJake | "Charlie?! What's happened to you?!" ]
Charlie doesn't look to be in good shape--he has stubble on his face, tattered clothing, and he's starting to get a beer belly.
[ Charlie | "Oh, things haven't been the same since Tina showed up--not sure why… I just didn't get much work when she came around." ]
[ BomberJake | "Ah, I'm sorry to hear that…" ]
[ Charlie | "Wait--you're here… where's Tina?" ]
[ BomberJake | "She… she's in Tijuana. Her dad just died." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh… how unfortunate…" ]
[ BomberJake | "Hey, why don't you sit down? I'll buy you a beer." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh, you don't have to go to the trouble of th--" ]
[ BomberJake | "Nonsense! You could use a drink. Er… barkeep! Beer here!" ]
[ Bartender | "That man already owes me a hefty amount of money on his tab. I wouldn't push it if I were you." ]
Jake looks at Charlie and Charlie shrugs.
[ BomberJake | "Well… if I can't get you a beer, how 'bout your favourite tune on the jukebox?" ]
Charlie and Jake turn on their barstools to see a jukebox at the end of the bar.
[ Charlie | "Nah, I already checked that thing--it's full of a bunch of she-bop-do-wop songs from the 50s." ]
[ BomberJake | "Dang…" ]
Conversation falls silent and Jake sits there with his beer in his hands.
[ Charlie | "So what've you been doing since Tina became your valet?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Well, as you know, I was in the WWA. She joined me just after I became their Canadian Champ, but it soon closed down. Then I joined a new fed--the OTB, I think you were there once--and now I'm their first ever World Heavyweight Champion." ]
[ Charlie | "Jesus--I don't think you've held so much gold in such a short time." ]
[ BomberJake | "Neither do I. I don't really understand how I got it all myself--last ever champ, first ever champ… not sure, really." ]
[ Charlie | "I don't think it's from Tinas valet skills." ]
[ BomberJake | "Pardon?" ]
[ Charlie | "I'm just sayin'--" ]
[ BomberJake | "--dude, her dad just died. That's not cool." ]
[ Charlie | "Alright, I'm sorry… so, now that you've gotten the gold, how goes your future in the OTB?" ]
BomberJake takes a sip of his beer.
[ BomberJake | "I'm scheduled to face these two guys, Saul Hudsen and Sean Rage--you might remember Saul from the WWA. Anyways, I'm teaming up with the UN-Limited X Champion, Summer McCoy." ]
[ Charlie | "A girl?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Mmhmm." ]
[ Charlie | "…you don't happen to have her number, do you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "I don't think she's interested, Charlie." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh…" ]
[ BomberJake | "I'm facing Saul again at Unfinished Business, which is like a cross-brand show between the WWA and the OTB." ]
[ Charlie | "Cool, cool…" ]
[ BomberJake | "But right now, Summer and I have to get through these two guys at the weekly Vendetta show." ]
[ Charlie | "They shown up yet?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Nope. Summer hasn't shown up yet." ]
[ Charlie | "Ah…" ]
[ BomberJake | "But I've beaten both those guys before, so I ain't worried." ]
[ Charlie | "But Tina won't be at ringside." ]
Jake puts his beer down, almost in anger.
[ BomberJake | "Who do you think she is? Paul Bearer? She doesn't raise some urn in the sky so I'll do well--she merely escorts me to the ring and watches the match. Backstage, she prepares me mentally and physically, but when I'm in the ring, she's only there to see if her preparation works." ]
[ Charlie | "Uh-huh…" ]
Jake looks at Charlie, but Charlie looks down at his twiddling thumbs. Jake then looks over at the jukebox.
[ BomberJake | "Look at that thing, just sittin' there--nobody's pumpin' quarters into it 'cause the music collection sucks! Stupid jukebox…" ]
Charlie looks up from his twiddling fingers.
[ Charlie | "Hey, that's it!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What?" ]
[ Charlie | "I got an idea!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What?" ]
[ Charlie | "Jake, do you still have that stereo in the back of your golfcart?" ]
[ BomberJake | "What? Oh, I mean, no." ]
[ Charlie | "Perfect!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What? What's your idea?" ]
[ Charlie | "Hand me a napkin and a pen!" ]
Jake finds a pen on the counter and grabs a napkin--he hands them both to Charlie who scribbles down his idea. Once he's done, he hands the napkin to Jake and Jake reads it silently.
[ BomberJake | "Dude! That's a great idea! Let's do it!" ]
[ Charlie | "Alright!" ]
Jake reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He slaps it on the counter and leaves the bar with Charlie. The camera stays in the bar to catch BomberJakes golfcart breaking down the front door in reverse! Jake drives it into the bar and parks it at the jukebox! Charlie and Jake jump out of the golfcart.
[ Bartender | "What the hell are you guys doing?!" ]
[ Charlie | "We're turning this jukebox into a JAKEbox!" ]
Effortlessly, Jake and Charlie hoist the jukebox into the back of the golfcart and drive out of the bar.
[ Charlie | "WOOOO!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Good ol' new Charlie… it'll be tough to find P.O.D. on vinyl…" ]
[ BomberJake | "One Molson, please." ]
The bartender nods and pulls the lid off of a cooler full of Molsons. He hands one to Jake and gets back to cleaning glasses.
[ BomberJake | "It sure is a shame what happened to Tinas dad… I hope she'll be okay…" ]
Jake takes one hand and reaches to twist the cap off of the Molson. Just as Jake's about to open the bottle:
[
| "Jake?" ]The unknown voice is coming from behind Jake. Jake turns around to see CHARLIE, the cameraman!
[ BomberJake | "Charlie?! What's happened to you?!" ]
Charlie doesn't look to be in good shape--he has stubble on his face, tattered clothing, and he's starting to get a beer belly.
[ Charlie | "Oh, things haven't been the same since Tina showed up--not sure why… I just didn't get much work when she came around." ]
[ BomberJake | "Ah, I'm sorry to hear that…" ]
[ Charlie | "Wait--you're here… where's Tina?" ]
[ BomberJake | "She… she's in Tijuana. Her dad just died." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh… how unfortunate…" ]
[ BomberJake | "Hey, why don't you sit down? I'll buy you a beer." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh, you don't have to go to the trouble of th--" ]
[ BomberJake | "Nonsense! You could use a drink. Er… barkeep! Beer here!" ]
[ Bartender | "That man already owes me a hefty amount of money on his tab. I wouldn't push it if I were you." ]
Jake looks at Charlie and Charlie shrugs.
[ BomberJake | "Well… if I can't get you a beer, how 'bout your favourite tune on the jukebox?" ]
Charlie and Jake turn on their barstools to see a jukebox at the end of the bar.
[ Charlie | "Nah, I already checked that thing--it's full of a bunch of she-bop-do-wop songs from the 50s." ]
[ BomberJake | "Dang…" ]
Conversation falls silent and Jake sits there with his beer in his hands.
[ Charlie | "So what've you been doing since Tina became your valet?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Well, as you know, I was in the WWA. She joined me just after I became their Canadian Champ, but it soon closed down. Then I joined a new fed--the OTB, I think you were there once--and now I'm their first ever World Heavyweight Champion." ]
[ Charlie | "Jesus--I don't think you've held so much gold in such a short time." ]
[ BomberJake | "Neither do I. I don't really understand how I got it all myself--last ever champ, first ever champ… not sure, really." ]
[ Charlie | "I don't think it's from Tinas valet skills." ]
[ BomberJake | "Pardon?" ]
[ Charlie | "I'm just sayin'--" ]
[ BomberJake | "--dude, her dad just died. That's not cool." ]
[ Charlie | "Alright, I'm sorry… so, now that you've gotten the gold, how goes your future in the OTB?" ]
BomberJake takes a sip of his beer.
[ BomberJake | "I'm scheduled to face these two guys, Saul Hudsen and Sean Rage--you might remember Saul from the WWA. Anyways, I'm teaming up with the UN-Limited X Champion, Summer McCoy." ]
[ Charlie | "A girl?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Mmhmm." ]
[ Charlie | "…you don't happen to have her number, do you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "I don't think she's interested, Charlie." ]
[ Charlie | "Oh…" ]
[ BomberJake | "I'm facing Saul again at Unfinished Business, which is like a cross-brand show between the WWA and the OTB." ]
[ Charlie | "Cool, cool…" ]
[ BomberJake | "But right now, Summer and I have to get through these two guys at the weekly Vendetta show." ]
[ Charlie | "They shown up yet?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Nope. Summer hasn't shown up yet." ]
[ Charlie | "Ah…" ]
[ BomberJake | "But I've beaten both those guys before, so I ain't worried." ]
[ Charlie | "But Tina won't be at ringside." ]
Jake puts his beer down, almost in anger.
[ BomberJake | "Who do you think she is? Paul Bearer? She doesn't raise some urn in the sky so I'll do well--she merely escorts me to the ring and watches the match. Backstage, she prepares me mentally and physically, but when I'm in the ring, she's only there to see if her preparation works." ]
[ Charlie | "Uh-huh…" ]
Jake looks at Charlie, but Charlie looks down at his twiddling thumbs. Jake then looks over at the jukebox.
[ BomberJake | "Look at that thing, just sittin' there--nobody's pumpin' quarters into it 'cause the music collection sucks! Stupid jukebox…" ]
Charlie looks up from his twiddling fingers.
[ Charlie | "Hey, that's it!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What?" ]
[ Charlie | "I got an idea!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What?" ]
[ Charlie | "Jake, do you still have that stereo in the back of your golfcart?" ]
[ BomberJake | "What? Oh, I mean, no." ]
[ Charlie | "Perfect!" ]
[ BomberJake | "What? What's your idea?" ]
[ Charlie | "Hand me a napkin and a pen!" ]
Jake finds a pen on the counter and grabs a napkin--he hands them both to Charlie who scribbles down his idea. Once he's done, he hands the napkin to Jake and Jake reads it silently.
[ BomberJake | "Dude! That's a great idea! Let's do it!" ]
[ Charlie | "Alright!" ]
Jake reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He slaps it on the counter and leaves the bar with Charlie. The camera stays in the bar to catch BomberJakes golfcart breaking down the front door in reverse! Jake drives it into the bar and parks it at the jukebox! Charlie and Jake jump out of the golfcart.
[ Bartender | "What the hell are you guys doing?!" ]
[ Charlie | "We're turning this jukebox into a JAKEbox!" ]
Effortlessly, Jake and Charlie hoist the jukebox into the back of the golfcart and drive out of the bar.
[ Charlie | "WOOOO!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Good ol' new Charlie… it'll be tough to find P.O.D. on vinyl…" ]
