Post by "Rockstar" Willie Bard on Jun 24, 2006 15:00:13 GMT -5
(We see Willie Bard, sitting at his computer, listening to The Science of Selling Yourself Short by Less Than Jake. Meanwhile, he's on wrestling news sites, and he's reading a blog about the expectations of this weeks Vendetta.)
Bard - Where is it? Where is it?! Ah. Here we go. Expectations for Willie Bard vs AMK. Hmm.
(Bard reads some of the posts)
Bard - Aww... that wasn't nice. Oh look, here's another one.
Bard - Wow, the internet's given up on me. There's only one more.
Bard - Oh. This sucks...
(Bard's teenage friend comes through the door and walks up to Bard on the computer)
Teen - What's up Willie?
Bard - Nothing. It's just that the internet fans have given up on me. They all want or expect that AMK is gonna beat me.
Teen - Oh. (Reads some of the posts) Oh, I know this. This is called JC syndrome.
(Bard stares blankly, then exclaims)
Bard - I have Jesus Christ Syndrome?!
Teen - NO!
(The teen looks around to make sure no one is watching, then whispers something in Bard's ear)
Bard - Oh, you mean that white rapper guy from the WW-
Teen - Yeah yeah yeah. That guy. Anyway. The same thing happened to him around that company's big Pay-Per-View. The internet fans wanted him to lose every match, they thought he sucked, etc. But, he kept at it. And he eventually won them back.
(Bard looks down)
Bard - It's just that I haven't really been feeling like myself since One Ring. I mean, that was my first Pay-Per-View ever! I should've performed better then that.
Teen - Don't worry about it. This week at Vendetta, you've got AMK. "The Turbanator!"
Bard - I don't get it. Why would someone actually flaunt that they're middle eastern. That's putting a giant target on their chest. And that target will be splattered with blood.
Teen - Wait, you're not prejudiced against Middle Easterners, are you?
Bard - No. I just don't like guys who name themselves "The Turbanator."
Teen - Yeah... I smell a lawsuit. Schwarzenegger might just feel like suing when you guys head into California.
(They both laugh.)
Teen - Hey, is there a show tonight?
Bard - Yeah, local guys though.
Teen - You wanna go. It'll be a good warmup for AMK. Nothing like a mosh pit to prepare you for a wrestling match...
Bard - (Thinks about it) Umm... alright. Sounds good.
(Bard and the Teen walk out of Bard's house and the scene fades to black)
Bard - Where is it? Where is it?! Ah. Here we go. Expectations for Willie Bard vs AMK. Hmm.
(Bard reads some of the posts)
OTB4LYFE Writes:
I think that Willie Bard's loss at One Ring means the end for him. I think we, the fans, can now see that Bard is a failure and should retire.
I think that Willie Bard's loss at One Ring means the end for him. I think we, the fans, can now see that Bard is a failure and should retire.
Bard - Aww... that wasn't nice. Oh look, here's another one.
BardSucks0432 Writes:
The Turbanator is gonna kick Bard's ass. He's not nothin left after One Ring.
The Turbanator is gonna kick Bard's ass. He's not nothin left after One Ring.
Bard - Wow, the internet's given up on me. There's only one more.
I'dDoNikkiLaw Writes:
Fuck this match. AMK is gonna DESTROY Bard.
Fuck this match. AMK is gonna DESTROY Bard.
Bard - Oh. This sucks...
(Bard's teenage friend comes through the door and walks up to Bard on the computer)
Teen - What's up Willie?
Bard - Nothing. It's just that the internet fans have given up on me. They all want or expect that AMK is gonna beat me.
Teen - Oh. (Reads some of the posts) Oh, I know this. This is called JC syndrome.
(Bard stares blankly, then exclaims)
Bard - I have Jesus Christ Syndrome?!
Teen - NO!
(The teen looks around to make sure no one is watching, then whispers something in Bard's ear)
Bard - Oh, you mean that white rapper guy from the WW-
Teen - Yeah yeah yeah. That guy. Anyway. The same thing happened to him around that company's big Pay-Per-View. The internet fans wanted him to lose every match, they thought he sucked, etc. But, he kept at it. And he eventually won them back.
(Bard looks down)
Bard - It's just that I haven't really been feeling like myself since One Ring. I mean, that was my first Pay-Per-View ever! I should've performed better then that.
Teen - Don't worry about it. This week at Vendetta, you've got AMK. "The Turbanator!"
Bard - I don't get it. Why would someone actually flaunt that they're middle eastern. That's putting a giant target on their chest. And that target will be splattered with blood.
Teen - Wait, you're not prejudiced against Middle Easterners, are you?
Bard - No. I just don't like guys who name themselves "The Turbanator."
Teen - Yeah... I smell a lawsuit. Schwarzenegger might just feel like suing when you guys head into California.
(They both laugh.)
Teen - Hey, is there a show tonight?
Bard - Yeah, local guys though.
Teen - You wanna go. It'll be a good warmup for AMK. Nothing like a mosh pit to prepare you for a wrestling match...
Bard - (Thinks about it) Umm... alright. Sounds good.
(Bard and the Teen walk out of Bard's house and the scene fades to black)
