Post by BomberJake on Jun 8, 2006 18:54:38 GMT -5
A dog park is shown as the scene fades in from black. Numerous men and women walk their dogs. Some families play fetch with their dog while others are out just for a jog. Looking down the sidewalk, we see BomberJake and Tina Latina strolling through the park--what's different from this picture is that Tina is holding a leash connected to a rather small dog.
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, Jake! I'm so happy you bought me a dog in celebration of your win last week!" ]
[ BomberJake | "I didn't buy you a dog!" ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "I really can't pull a fast one on you." ]
[ BomberJake | "You're darn right! That dog still belongs to your vacationing sister--I still don't get why she'd give the dog to you." ]
[ Tina Latina | "What's that supposed to mean?" ]
[ BomberJake | "I mean, 'cause you're traveling more than she is." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Ooooh, yeah. She's the rebel of us two--she doesn't like our parents." ]
[ BomberJake | "Understandable." ]
Tina and Jake walk over to a park bench and take a load off. Tina ties the leash to the bench and BomberJake stretches on the bench. Tina tries to spark up conversation again by changing the topic.
[ Tina Latina | "So… why did you call me 'babe' at Vendetta?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Oh! About that! I had a few too many… cream sodas, y'know? I shouldn't be drinkin' so much of that stuff." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Well, I'm glad that's settled." ]
Conversation runs dry again and Tina twiddles her fingers. BomberJake makes an effort to start it up.
[ BomberJake | "Y'know… life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna g--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Jake, how many times have you watched Forrest Gump?" * laughs * ]
[ BomberJake | "It's such a good movie!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Indeed, but now's not the time for movies--have you thought about your match against Sean Rage this week?" ]
[ BomberJake | "As a matter of fact, I have. It looks like we both took the wins in our debut matches. Plus, his entrance music is kick-ass! Mötley Crüe rules!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "And all the WWAers will soon know that I'm hell on high heels, but I know I'm Heaven to you, Jake." ]
[ BomberJake | "I'm sure Sean'll feel it. He'll be shakin' his bon bon, but then Sean John--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Sean Rage." ]
[ BomberJake | "Right--Sean Rage will want Beyoncé the wrong way and do what her songs say the way dogs play in the hallway, but Jay won't let 'em go all the way!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "…do you have any idea what you just said?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Not a clue!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Well, I'm sure Sean Rage didn't catch that either, so we'll move on. Sean scored a win over IB Violent at Vendetta." ]
[ BomberJake | "True, but it was a count-out. Sean's gotta know that he can't count me out. And I've countered the superkick into The BOOM before--the Kick of Rage will be no different." ]
[ Tina Latina | "He's got a bit of a size advantage too." ]
[ BomberJake | "So do Saul Hudsen and 'Showtime' T-Neff, but I beat them both on Monday." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Fair enough. But… hey, what's that smell?" ]
BomberJake and Tina look over at the dog, which has taken a big shit next to the bench.
[ Tina Latina | "Ew!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Just ignore it--we'll call it… manure." ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "I don't wanna deal with that crap." ]
[ BomberJake | "And I won't be dealing with crap at Vendetta either. Unless we're in Las Vegas 'cause crap is a game." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Don't you mean craps?" * giggles * ]
[ BomberJake | "Whatever! The bottom line is that at Vendetta, Sean Rage is my last opponent before the One Ring pay-per-view. My task this week is easier because last week, I had to beat two men his size, but this week, it's just him." ]
Jake focuses his attention on the camera.
[ BomberJake | "So Sean, when your music plays and we kickstart the match, it'll be a good fight--back and forth between us two, I'm sure. But don't think I'll be down for ten seconds long enough for the referee to count me out 'cause it only takes a split second to hit you with The BOOM." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, Jake! I'm so happy you bought me a dog in celebration of your win last week!" ]
[ BomberJake | "I didn't buy you a dog!" ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "I really can't pull a fast one on you." ]
[ BomberJake | "You're darn right! That dog still belongs to your vacationing sister--I still don't get why she'd give the dog to you." ]
[ Tina Latina | "What's that supposed to mean?" ]
[ BomberJake | "I mean, 'cause you're traveling more than she is." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Ooooh, yeah. She's the rebel of us two--she doesn't like our parents." ]
[ BomberJake | "Understandable." ]
Tina and Jake walk over to a park bench and take a load off. Tina ties the leash to the bench and BomberJake stretches on the bench. Tina tries to spark up conversation again by changing the topic.
[ Tina Latina | "So… why did you call me 'babe' at Vendetta?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Oh! About that! I had a few too many… cream sodas, y'know? I shouldn't be drinkin' so much of that stuff." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Well, I'm glad that's settled." ]
Conversation runs dry again and Tina twiddles her fingers. BomberJake makes an effort to start it up.
[ BomberJake | "Y'know… life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna g--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Jake, how many times have you watched Forrest Gump?" * laughs * ]
[ BomberJake | "It's such a good movie!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Indeed, but now's not the time for movies--have you thought about your match against Sean Rage this week?" ]
[ BomberJake | "As a matter of fact, I have. It looks like we both took the wins in our debut matches. Plus, his entrance music is kick-ass! Mötley Crüe rules!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "And all the WWAers will soon know that I'm hell on high heels, but I know I'm Heaven to you, Jake." ]
[ BomberJake | "I'm sure Sean'll feel it. He'll be shakin' his bon bon, but then Sean John--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Sean Rage." ]
[ BomberJake | "Right--Sean Rage will want Beyoncé the wrong way and do what her songs say the way dogs play in the hallway, but Jay won't let 'em go all the way!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "…do you have any idea what you just said?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Not a clue!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Well, I'm sure Sean Rage didn't catch that either, so we'll move on. Sean scored a win over IB Violent at Vendetta." ]
[ BomberJake | "True, but it was a count-out. Sean's gotta know that he can't count me out. And I've countered the superkick into The BOOM before--the Kick of Rage will be no different." ]
[ Tina Latina | "He's got a bit of a size advantage too." ]
[ BomberJake | "So do Saul Hudsen and 'Showtime' T-Neff, but I beat them both on Monday." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Fair enough. But… hey, what's that smell?" ]
BomberJake and Tina look over at the dog, which has taken a big shit next to the bench.
[ Tina Latina | "Ew!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Just ignore it--we'll call it… manure." ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "I don't wanna deal with that crap." ]
[ BomberJake | "And I won't be dealing with crap at Vendetta either. Unless we're in Las Vegas 'cause crap is a game." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Don't you mean craps?" * giggles * ]
[ BomberJake | "Whatever! The bottom line is that at Vendetta, Sean Rage is my last opponent before the One Ring pay-per-view. My task this week is easier because last week, I had to beat two men his size, but this week, it's just him." ]
Jake focuses his attention on the camera.
[ BomberJake | "So Sean, when your music plays and we kickstart the match, it'll be a good fight--back and forth between us two, I'm sure. But don't think I'll be down for ten seconds long enough for the referee to count me out 'cause it only takes a split second to hit you with The BOOM." ]
