Post by game on Jun 4, 2006 14:58:38 GMT -5
Every great love story has a happy ending.
When I go to the chinese massuse...happy ending.
When Jack Black punts the dog off the bridge in Anchorman....happy ending.
When Romeo and Juliet both die....happy ending.
The scene fades in to see Nick Wylde standing in front of a camera, videotaping himself much in the Blair Witch fashion. He is walking around somewhere, holding the camera shakingly in his hand.
Wylde: Ahhh, Xander Cage. Funny how love is? Your girl worries about you being injured, and you lie to her. Tsk tsk, not a great way to start a relationship. You told her you'd come back 100% in tact. Not good.
Wylde moves around, walking down a street now, occasionally taking the camera off of himself, and pointing it in the direction of a hot bodied female.
Wylde: You see Cage, you are going to leave 100% healthy. You are going to be bruised and beaten. Beaten physically...beaten emotionally. And then you are going to watch as I pin Nikki Law and secure the tag team gold around the waists of The GameChangers.
We stop momentarily as the camera appears to shift hands.
King: OOOOOOHHHHH NIKKI!!! You came and you cost me a damn match. So Nick Wylde kicked your teeth in later, OHHH NIKKI!!! You're gonna have a Crowning Moment, just like Bard did last week, OHHH NIKKI!!!
Wylde: Hahaha, that was pretty good. You should sing in Vegas.
King: I do.
Wylde: Figures. Well, anyway, the only reason why we're in this hell hole of Philly is to win some belts and eat some cheesesteaks. And we can't find any damn cheesesteaks. So Nikki, Xander...welcome to the newest Broad Street Bullies of the week. You wanna battle, meet us at Vendetta. Until then, you play the game...and we'll change it!
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