Post by BomberJake on Jun 1, 2006 22:28:13 GMT -5
A back alley in downtown Los Angeles is shown. It's pitch black, but the sidewalk is lit up with street lights and bright neon signs for XXX peep shows and late night barber shops. Graffiti litters the walls on this rather quiet road. A camera stares deep into the alley, but suddenly, the cameraman becomes a deer in the headlights as the engine of a vehicle starts! The cameraman races out of the way as what is soon revealed to be BomberJake in his golfcart tears out of the alley and onto the solemn street! Another camera catches up with Jake and Tina in the golfcart.
[ Tina Latina | "So why did we wait in an alley for the cameraman?" ]
[ BomberJake | "For effect! This'll look AWESOME when management plays it!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I'm not effect enough for you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Um… um…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Just for that, we're turning here!" ]
Tina grips the steering wheel and spins the golfcart into a parking spot on the road--Jake's nearly shaking from it as he stumbles out of the golfcart.
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, don't be such a knobbleknees! You'll need to swallow your fear for this--a tattoo and piercing shop!" ]
Indeed, the sign does read "Al's 24 Hour Tattoo & Piercing Shop" in neon blue letters. Tina's already pacing towards the door with a look of glee on her face.
[ BomberJake | "Piercing shop?! But I've been through so many punishing matches, I've got enough holes in my body as it is!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Not as many as me!" ]
[ BomberJake | "…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I got my ears, nose, and belly button pierced here--I know it sounds weird, but I'd feel empty without those holes." ]
[ BomberJake | "…OH! THOSE holes! Yes, of course!" ]
Reluctantly, Jake walks over to the door and they both step into the shop. Al stands up from his chair and walks over to Tina.
[ Al | "TL! What brings you here this evening?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Hey, Al! I'd like to get pierced… down there." ]
Tina puts down her purse and is just about ready to rip off her mini skirt, but Jake can't help but butt in.
[ BomberJake | "Whoa, Tina! Are you sure about this? Do you really wanna put a hole in your… hole?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I've been thinking about it for a while n' I've opted for it. I mean, I'm sure you'd be willing to get a Prince Albert." ]
Jake spots a poster on the wall of a ring through the head of a penis; at this, BomberJake leans over a trash can and pukes.
[ Tina Latina | "That can't possibly hurt THAT much!" ]
[ BomberJake | * heavily breathing * "You have NO idea!" ]
[ Al | "He's right--that'd hurt worse than a bitchy mother-in-law. May I recommend a tattoo?" ]
[ BomberJake | "OH! Can you put Elmer Fudd on my ass?! With a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my crack and Elmer Fudd saying, 'come out, you mangy wabbit!'?!" ]
[ Al | "Dude, I don't wanna touch your ass--I'd have to shave it n' then bandage it after. That's two strikes already!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Aw… how 'bout 'this hurt like a bitch' on my foot?" ]
[ Al | "Sure--I'll get another guy in the shop to do that while I pierce Tina for ya." * wink * ]
Jake takes a seat as Al goes to the back for another employee. Tina readies herself on a table to be pierced.
[ Tina Latina | "Looks like Saul Hudsen's got a place in Malibu too, which is good 'cause you won't have to travel too far to kick his ass!" ]
[ BomberJake | "You saw his promo?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Right before we left." ]
[ BomberJake | "Saul Hudsen, that bastard. I just saw his promo today--I've never worn a cape in my life! Not even on Halloween! Oh, but imagine all that candy…" ]
Jake almost drools on the bottles of ink, but catches himself before they get dangerously close.
[ BomberJake | "Speaking of which, there's nothing wrong with taking in junk food before a match--at least I'll be sober when I enter the ring." ]
[ Tina Latina | "And you won't have a boner." ]
[ BomberJake | "…'course not. But he ragged on you too--you always prepare me for my matches! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know I was booked this week!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Gotta keep you in check, Jake!" * giggles * ]
Al emerges from the back with an employee, a young male with spikey hair. The employee puts on some gloves and prepares for Jake's tattoo while Al does the same for Tina's piercing.
[ Al | "Ready for it, Tina?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "All set--just let me undress." ]
Before Al can point out that there's a change room, Tina gets up in the middle of the shop and unzips her skirt for the world to see. It falls to the floor, revealing your standard thong, which also finds its way to the floor. Tina then jumps back on the table and lies on her back, waiting for Al to begin.
[ Al | "This might hurt, but just sit tight and it'll all be done soon." ]
All the while, Jake can't believe what's just happened. He's so in shock that he doesn't realize that the employee has started tattooing.
[ BomberJake | "Ow! Careful!" ]
[ Al | "He's just writing the letters out with marker--he hasn't even begun with the needle." ]
[ BomberJake | "Oh… hey, guy! Guy!" ]
[ Al | "He doesn't talk to anyone. He's emo." ]
[ BomberJake | "That's a shame…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "So, Jake, ow… what about Showtime?" ]
[ BomberJake | "The theatre started midnight screenings an hour ago--we won't be able to catch anything tonight." ]
The employee now turns on the needle and prepares to start injecting ink under Jake's skin.
[ Tina Latina | "No, I mean, ow, T-Neff--or E-Nuff as, ow, Hudsen called him." ]
[ BomberJake | "Hudsen couldn't even come up with BomberJackoff--OW! Jesus CHRIST, that hurt!" ]
[ Al | "Well, isn't that what the tattoo says?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Shut up! Anyways, BomberJackoff is a gimme. Showtime put up a, ow, good fight--he won his first match in OTB wrestling--but Deamon Cohln might be after, ow, him. You never know with these guys." ]
[ Tina Latina | "What can you expect from Saul Hudsen?" ]
[ BomberJake | "An egotistic jackass, acting like he owns the ring. From just hearing his cockiness, it'll feel a hundred times better to pin his ass to the mat." ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "He does have a height and weight advantage over you." ]
[ BomberJake | "And so did Jack Untouchable and Capsule James, but where are they now? One's locked up in a cell while the other retired after I ended his caree--OUCH! DAMNIT!" ]
[ Al | "Looks like you're both done." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Wonderful!" ]
Tina hops down from the table and puts her clothes back on. Jake bandages up his foot and gingerly walks over to the counter.
[ BomberJake | "You think this'll feel better by Vendetta?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, yeah! With somethin' like that, you'll be climbin' ladders in an hour!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Good, 'cause I'll need to 'cause I'm headed for One Ring. Saul Hudsen's mind is so outta whack. We all know that it's impossible to climb a ladder with only one rung--one rung doesn't reach from the bottom to the top! I've climbed ladders before, I know what I'm doing perched up there." ]
Tina hands Al her credit card and charges both her piercing and Jake's tattoo on it.
[ BomberJake | "And just like Saul, I've been to the top twice. Though, I can't say I had that same feeling he had the second time around. Regaining the title for me was amazing! I've cherished every piece of gold I've held and I'm not gonna let this one slip outta my hands 'cause each win is better than the last." ]
[ Al | "I'm sorry, you've maxed out." ]
Tina gives Jake the puppy dog face and the scene fades out as BomberJake digs through his wallet for some funds to pay the bill.
[ Tina Latina | "So why did we wait in an alley for the cameraman?" ]
[ BomberJake | "For effect! This'll look AWESOME when management plays it!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I'm not effect enough for you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Um… um…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Just for that, we're turning here!" ]
Tina grips the steering wheel and spins the golfcart into a parking spot on the road--Jake's nearly shaking from it as he stumbles out of the golfcart.
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, don't be such a knobbleknees! You'll need to swallow your fear for this--a tattoo and piercing shop!" ]
Indeed, the sign does read "Al's 24 Hour Tattoo & Piercing Shop" in neon blue letters. Tina's already pacing towards the door with a look of glee on her face.
[ BomberJake | "Piercing shop?! But I've been through so many punishing matches, I've got enough holes in my body as it is!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Not as many as me!" ]
[ BomberJake | "…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I got my ears, nose, and belly button pierced here--I know it sounds weird, but I'd feel empty without those holes." ]
[ BomberJake | "…OH! THOSE holes! Yes, of course!" ]
Reluctantly, Jake walks over to the door and they both step into the shop. Al stands up from his chair and walks over to Tina.
[ Al | "TL! What brings you here this evening?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Hey, Al! I'd like to get pierced… down there." ]
Tina puts down her purse and is just about ready to rip off her mini skirt, but Jake can't help but butt in.
[ BomberJake | "Whoa, Tina! Are you sure about this? Do you really wanna put a hole in your… hole?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "I've been thinking about it for a while n' I've opted for it. I mean, I'm sure you'd be willing to get a Prince Albert." ]
Jake spots a poster on the wall of a ring through the head of a penis; at this, BomberJake leans over a trash can and pukes.
[ Tina Latina | "That can't possibly hurt THAT much!" ]
[ BomberJake | * heavily breathing * "You have NO idea!" ]
[ Al | "He's right--that'd hurt worse than a bitchy mother-in-law. May I recommend a tattoo?" ]
[ BomberJake | "OH! Can you put Elmer Fudd on my ass?! With a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my crack and Elmer Fudd saying, 'come out, you mangy wabbit!'?!" ]
[ Al | "Dude, I don't wanna touch your ass--I'd have to shave it n' then bandage it after. That's two strikes already!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Aw… how 'bout 'this hurt like a bitch' on my foot?" ]
[ Al | "Sure--I'll get another guy in the shop to do that while I pierce Tina for ya." * wink * ]
Jake takes a seat as Al goes to the back for another employee. Tina readies herself on a table to be pierced.
[ Tina Latina | "Looks like Saul Hudsen's got a place in Malibu too, which is good 'cause you won't have to travel too far to kick his ass!" ]
[ BomberJake | "You saw his promo?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Right before we left." ]
[ BomberJake | "Saul Hudsen, that bastard. I just saw his promo today--I've never worn a cape in my life! Not even on Halloween! Oh, but imagine all that candy…" ]
Jake almost drools on the bottles of ink, but catches himself before they get dangerously close.
[ BomberJake | "Speaking of which, there's nothing wrong with taking in junk food before a match--at least I'll be sober when I enter the ring." ]
[ Tina Latina | "And you won't have a boner." ]
[ BomberJake | "…'course not. But he ragged on you too--you always prepare me for my matches! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know I was booked this week!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Gotta keep you in check, Jake!" * giggles * ]
Al emerges from the back with an employee, a young male with spikey hair. The employee puts on some gloves and prepares for Jake's tattoo while Al does the same for Tina's piercing.
[ Al | "Ready for it, Tina?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "All set--just let me undress." ]
Before Al can point out that there's a change room, Tina gets up in the middle of the shop and unzips her skirt for the world to see. It falls to the floor, revealing your standard thong, which also finds its way to the floor. Tina then jumps back on the table and lies on her back, waiting for Al to begin.
[ Al | "This might hurt, but just sit tight and it'll all be done soon." ]
All the while, Jake can't believe what's just happened. He's so in shock that he doesn't realize that the employee has started tattooing.
[ BomberJake | "Ow! Careful!" ]
[ Al | "He's just writing the letters out with marker--he hasn't even begun with the needle." ]
[ BomberJake | "Oh… hey, guy! Guy!" ]
[ Al | "He doesn't talk to anyone. He's emo." ]
[ BomberJake | "That's a shame…" ]
[ Tina Latina | "So, Jake, ow… what about Showtime?" ]
[ BomberJake | "The theatre started midnight screenings an hour ago--we won't be able to catch anything tonight." ]
The employee now turns on the needle and prepares to start injecting ink under Jake's skin.
[ Tina Latina | "No, I mean, ow, T-Neff--or E-Nuff as, ow, Hudsen called him." ]
[ BomberJake | "Hudsen couldn't even come up with BomberJackoff--OW! Jesus CHRIST, that hurt!" ]
[ Al | "Well, isn't that what the tattoo says?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Shut up! Anyways, BomberJackoff is a gimme. Showtime put up a, ow, good fight--he won his first match in OTB wrestling--but Deamon Cohln might be after, ow, him. You never know with these guys." ]
[ Tina Latina | "What can you expect from Saul Hudsen?" ]
[ BomberJake | "An egotistic jackass, acting like he owns the ring. From just hearing his cockiness, it'll feel a hundred times better to pin his ass to the mat." ]
[ Tina Latina | * laughs * "He does have a height and weight advantage over you." ]
[ BomberJake | "And so did Jack Untouchable and Capsule James, but where are they now? One's locked up in a cell while the other retired after I ended his caree--OUCH! DAMNIT!" ]
[ Al | "Looks like you're both done." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Wonderful!" ]
Tina hops down from the table and puts her clothes back on. Jake bandages up his foot and gingerly walks over to the counter.
[ BomberJake | "You think this'll feel better by Vendetta?" ]
[ Tina Latina | "Oh, yeah! With somethin' like that, you'll be climbin' ladders in an hour!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Good, 'cause I'll need to 'cause I'm headed for One Ring. Saul Hudsen's mind is so outta whack. We all know that it's impossible to climb a ladder with only one rung--one rung doesn't reach from the bottom to the top! I've climbed ladders before, I know what I'm doing perched up there." ]
Tina hands Al her credit card and charges both her piercing and Jake's tattoo on it.
[ BomberJake | "And just like Saul, I've been to the top twice. Though, I can't say I had that same feeling he had the second time around. Regaining the title for me was amazing! I've cherished every piece of gold I've held and I'm not gonna let this one slip outta my hands 'cause each win is better than the last." ]
[ Al | "I'm sorry, you've maxed out." ]
Tina gives Jake the puppy dog face and the scene fades out as BomberJake digs through his wallet for some funds to pay the bill.
