Post by BomberJake on Jun 4, 2006 18:11:52 GMT -5
[ Tina Latina | "Jake, come quick!" ]
[ BomberJake | "But girls don't want a minute man!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "No, take a look at this." ]
Tina sits at a computer in a dark room. The light from the screen is all that illuminates her figure. BomberJake enters the room and takes a seat beside her as Tina opens the OTB Aftershock webshow.
[ Tina Latina | "'Peter Predicts' is on--'Primetime' Peter Davis seems to think that Saul Hudsen has the edge in the triple threat." ]
[ BomberJake | "But look--Natalia Sanders has her heart set on me winning. I can't let her down!" ]
Tina lightly hits Jake on the shoulder.
[ BomberJake | "Er… I can't let the fans down either! And I won't--I'm feeling better after last weeks Vendetta and teamwork is the last thing on any of our minds." ]
[ Tina Latina | "I highly doubt that any of you will be getting along in that ring on Monday night." ]
[ BomberJake | "Looks like it, but it also looks like we all have some things in common; we've all been to the top twice, we're all fond of the state of California, and we all have a place to call home here. Whether it's a beachside apartment or a secluded luxury home, we all value this part of the west coast." ]
[ Tina Latina | "You're all livin' it up, but at Vendetta, you, Jake, will be the only one that won't get broken down." ]
[ BomberJake | "Most certainly! Another difference is that some of us live next door to a crazy cat lady or a cynical hacker. I'm a neighbour to some rock n' roll greats n' movie stars." ]
[ Tina Latina | "…" ]
[ BomberJake | "I tell you, I'm ready for Saul Hudsen and T-Neff!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "The question is are they ready for you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Beats me. Why don't I confront them both now?" ]
Jake looks into a webcam and starts recording a message to be sent out to the OTB. A tidpit per se for those fans that spend all their time online.
[ BomberJake | "Let's make some things clear with each other, one at a time. Saul, Tina came to me, and I knew from the start that she was taken, but business is business and this is strictly business. This match between us three is business." ]
[ Tina Latina | "I'm a valet, I'm supposed to be here. I'm supposed to get Jake pumped up for his matches, and we all know how great he really is." ]
[ BomberJake | "Speaking of valet, half a bottle of Jack? Last I checked, a bottle of that was 40% alcohol by volume--do you really think you should be driving, Saul? Buzzed driving is drunk driving and if you don't learn that now, you'll learn it when you wrap your shiny Aston Martin around a telephone pole." ]
[ Tina Latina | "You said it, Jake!" ]
Jake leans in closer to the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "Feeling confident now? Feeling confident knowing that you'll be making my Monday night easier if you're dead on arrival to the ring? The thing is, you never were confident. You use your cocky insults to mask your uncertainty." ]
[ Tina Latina | "And Saul, honey, any man would drool over me, and many men have, but you're the one without any balls. You just sit back with your bottle of Jack, watching the women walk in and out of your life." ]
[ BomberJake | "There's no point in blowing your money on Tennessee whiskey n' overrated vehicles. Spend it on your woman! That is, if you have one." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Jake knows how to treat a girl!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Sure do! Maybe you'd have a girl if you didn't prod their holes with your pencil dick." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Yeah, Saul, take your eyes off my holes 'cause you're never gonna sink a shot into any of 'em." ]
[ BomberJake | "And let's see you walk into a piercing shop and get a Prince Albert if you want one so bad! I swear to God, you'll think more than twice about it--SIX MONTHS without SEX? No thank you!" ]
Both of them go silent and Tina taps Jake on the shoulder to remind him about "Showtime" T-Neff.
[ BomberJake | "And T-Neff, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm sure there's more to you than what happened in the ring last week--though I don't see why you didn't fight back at Cohln. I mean, no disqualification AND hardcore? Reach under the ring and smack him with a chair!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "We've done a little research to see what we could find about you, T-Neff." ]
[ BomberJake | "I sure as hell won't let you get me on the top turnbuckle 'cause I'm not the one that'll be fading to black! If Saul Hudsen isn't the first victim of The BOOM on Monday, then you'll be the one fading to black." ]
Jake reaches to the floor and scrounges around in a cardboard box. He pulls out a whole slew of past titles he's held.
[ BomberJake | "You wanna talk about accomplishments? I was the one and ONLY XCW Hardcore Champion. I was a two-time LAW World Champion. And I was the only superstar in the LAW to have held both the World Title and the Cust--oh, hell, I probably said this all before somewhere!" ]
Jake puts the titles back in the box and focuses on the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "Neff, I'm much more than a decent wrestler. I don't need some elaborate finisher that breaks my opponents neck as the top of his head is driven into the mat; I can take him--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "--or her--" ]
[ BomberJake | "--out with a Fisherman's Suplex. You saw what I did to 'Too Good' Tommy Crusher last week and let's just say he's not lookin' 'too good'. He's gonna be out for a loooooooong time. Hell, Peter Davis said he needed surgery!
Don't underestimate the power of The BOOM.
Don't underestimate the power of the BOMB.
Or you'll bomb." ]
Jake leans in closer towards the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "All three of us want this spot at One Ring badly, but only one of us is gonna get it. It doesn't matter how long we've waited or how hungry we are, there can be only one victor to get the spoils. Some go by hook, others by crook, but I'm in it for it all. Saul Hudsen and T-Neff, we won't know who wants it the most until one of us emerges the winner. I surely won't be counting either of you out this Monday--that's for the referee to do." ]
As the show closes, many instant chat messages appear on the screen from sex-deprived fans worldwide that all share a liking for Tina Latina.
bigdick666: sho ur b00bs!
horny4u: ass plz
eleveninchesaround: bb, ill take u pvt
[ Tina Latina | "Ugh--perverts." ]
[ BomberJake | "But girls don't want a minute man!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "No, take a look at this." ]
Tina sits at a computer in a dark room. The light from the screen is all that illuminates her figure. BomberJake enters the room and takes a seat beside her as Tina opens the OTB Aftershock webshow.
[ Tina Latina | "'Peter Predicts' is on--'Primetime' Peter Davis seems to think that Saul Hudsen has the edge in the triple threat." ]
[ BomberJake | "But look--Natalia Sanders has her heart set on me winning. I can't let her down!" ]
Tina lightly hits Jake on the shoulder.
[ BomberJake | "Er… I can't let the fans down either! And I won't--I'm feeling better after last weeks Vendetta and teamwork is the last thing on any of our minds." ]
[ Tina Latina | "I highly doubt that any of you will be getting along in that ring on Monday night." ]
[ BomberJake | "Looks like it, but it also looks like we all have some things in common; we've all been to the top twice, we're all fond of the state of California, and we all have a place to call home here. Whether it's a beachside apartment or a secluded luxury home, we all value this part of the west coast." ]
[ Tina Latina | "You're all livin' it up, but at Vendetta, you, Jake, will be the only one that won't get broken down." ]
[ BomberJake | "Most certainly! Another difference is that some of us live next door to a crazy cat lady or a cynical hacker. I'm a neighbour to some rock n' roll greats n' movie stars." ]
[ Tina Latina | "…" ]
[ BomberJake | "I tell you, I'm ready for Saul Hudsen and T-Neff!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "The question is are they ready for you?" ]
[ BomberJake | "Beats me. Why don't I confront them both now?" ]
Jake looks into a webcam and starts recording a message to be sent out to the OTB. A tidpit per se for those fans that spend all their time online.
[ BomberJake | "Let's make some things clear with each other, one at a time. Saul, Tina came to me, and I knew from the start that she was taken, but business is business and this is strictly business. This match between us three is business." ]
[ Tina Latina | "I'm a valet, I'm supposed to be here. I'm supposed to get Jake pumped up for his matches, and we all know how great he really is." ]
[ BomberJake | "Speaking of valet, half a bottle of Jack? Last I checked, a bottle of that was 40% alcohol by volume--do you really think you should be driving, Saul? Buzzed driving is drunk driving and if you don't learn that now, you'll learn it when you wrap your shiny Aston Martin around a telephone pole." ]
[ Tina Latina | "You said it, Jake!" ]
Jake leans in closer to the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "Feeling confident now? Feeling confident knowing that you'll be making my Monday night easier if you're dead on arrival to the ring? The thing is, you never were confident. You use your cocky insults to mask your uncertainty." ]
[ Tina Latina | "And Saul, honey, any man would drool over me, and many men have, but you're the one without any balls. You just sit back with your bottle of Jack, watching the women walk in and out of your life." ]
[ BomberJake | "There's no point in blowing your money on Tennessee whiskey n' overrated vehicles. Spend it on your woman! That is, if you have one." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Jake knows how to treat a girl!" ]
[ BomberJake | "Sure do! Maybe you'd have a girl if you didn't prod their holes with your pencil dick." ]
[ Tina Latina | "Yeah, Saul, take your eyes off my holes 'cause you're never gonna sink a shot into any of 'em." ]
[ BomberJake | "And let's see you walk into a piercing shop and get a Prince Albert if you want one so bad! I swear to God, you'll think more than twice about it--SIX MONTHS without SEX? No thank you!" ]
Both of them go silent and Tina taps Jake on the shoulder to remind him about "Showtime" T-Neff.
[ BomberJake | "And T-Neff, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm sure there's more to you than what happened in the ring last week--though I don't see why you didn't fight back at Cohln. I mean, no disqualification AND hardcore? Reach under the ring and smack him with a chair!" ]
[ Tina Latina | "We've done a little research to see what we could find about you, T-Neff." ]
[ BomberJake | "I sure as hell won't let you get me on the top turnbuckle 'cause I'm not the one that'll be fading to black! If Saul Hudsen isn't the first victim of The BOOM on Monday, then you'll be the one fading to black." ]
Jake reaches to the floor and scrounges around in a cardboard box. He pulls out a whole slew of past titles he's held.
[ BomberJake | "You wanna talk about accomplishments? I was the one and ONLY XCW Hardcore Champion. I was a two-time LAW World Champion. And I was the only superstar in the LAW to have held both the World Title and the Cust--oh, hell, I probably said this all before somewhere!" ]
Jake puts the titles back in the box and focuses on the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "Neff, I'm much more than a decent wrestler. I don't need some elaborate finisher that breaks my opponents neck as the top of his head is driven into the mat; I can take him--" ]
[ Tina Latina | "--or her--" ]
[ BomberJake | "--out with a Fisherman's Suplex. You saw what I did to 'Too Good' Tommy Crusher last week and let's just say he's not lookin' 'too good'. He's gonna be out for a loooooooong time. Hell, Peter Davis said he needed surgery!
Don't underestimate the power of The BOOM.
Don't underestimate the power of the BOMB.
Or you'll bomb." ]
Jake leans in closer towards the webcam.
[ BomberJake | "All three of us want this spot at One Ring badly, but only one of us is gonna get it. It doesn't matter how long we've waited or how hungry we are, there can be only one victor to get the spoils. Some go by hook, others by crook, but I'm in it for it all. Saul Hudsen and T-Neff, we won't know who wants it the most until one of us emerges the winner. I surely won't be counting either of you out this Monday--that's for the referee to do." ]
As the show closes, many instant chat messages appear on the screen from sex-deprived fans worldwide that all share a liking for Tina Latina.
bigdick666: sho ur b00bs!
horny4u: ass plz
eleveninchesaround: bb, ill take u pvt
[ Tina Latina | "Ugh--perverts." ]
