Post by tneff on Jun 3, 2006 13:07:14 GMT -5
It has been almost 7 days, a week, since T-Neff last was seen on OTB television, but that does not mean he has not been busy. No, he had to go watch the Miami Heat finally close out the favored Pistons, 4 games to 2. The Underdogs go to the finals.
So it could be understood that when he did come back, Neff was disappointed at the things his opponents tried to call "promos." Well, at least he didn't need to pop in a comedy movie tonight. As the scene begins, Neff is seated on a long couch in his house, where he will remain for the entire promo
Neff: Saul, do me a huge favor. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me E-Nuff, and another dollar for those who actually thought what they said was original, I would have at least triple the money I have today. In this day and age, it is good to find a name to call your opposition. But when you are trying to find a name to insult them with, you have to do some background work. If you want to insult someone, actually try to come up with something that is at least half-decent. That was highly disappointing, but not unexpected.
And the GM said I had dug myself a hole, letting these guys have 2 promos apeice before I came out and talked? Wow, he must have been high. Saul has two promos all week, and he only mentions Neff in passing, not even by his correct name. Why? Has he wrote off "Showtime" already? I sure hope not. If he did...........well, it's happened before, and the results are not pretty. As for the other guy.........he has the same number of Promos as Saul, and all he can say about me is that I had a good match last week?
And then, you got Bomber Jake. I like a comliment here and there, but it just seems to me like you're trying to suck up. If there is one thing I hate in this business, it's people that try to suck up to an opponent, just so they don't get hurt as badly. I admit, Deamon Cohln may be after me, but he ain't in this match, and if he is after me, that is my problem to talk about, Jake, and not yours. You guys seemed to have had fun this week, talking about each other and how you are going to beat one another. That works right into my strategy. You see, how can either of you win, if I am just standing on the sidelines, waiting for the moment that both of you are physically spent, and therefore can not even lift a muscle to defend yourselves. Keep underestimating Showtime, go ahead. But sooner much rather than later, you will grow to regret that decision.
Saul can only say idiotic things on the level of a 5-year old about me, and all Jake says is that I had a good match. Last I checked, OTB was supposed to be the big time! This is supposed to be the main event! I can hold my own in the main event, if you don't believe just check my track record. But these guys? Maybe I was right when I said that the GM was high.
Neff: So Jake, Saul...............let me put it like this. You can come up with your stupid insults all you want, you can say nice things all you want. Very soon, words become cheap, and our actions will speak much louder. In that ring, it don't matter if you call me T-Neff, E-Nuff, or even Granny Num-Nums. If you don't come with it one hundred percent, you will not win, and there is nothing else to it. You can say I had a good match, and that's all good, but if you keep dwelling on my past, you are going to get run over by my present. And here I was, thinking that this would be interesting............yeah, right.
At this point, Neff stands up to walk to his kitchen. He grabs himself some water, takes a drink of it, and returns to the couch.
So before I go, Jake, Saul, remember this. You can talk all you want about each other and this match you are in, but don't forget about little 'ol Showtime. If you do.........then your night will fade to black. When the main event ends, you won't have to look at your watch to realize what time it is. You'll know, when you're on your back, looking at the ceiling. It's Showtime, baby.
Neff smiles, and the scene fades out.
So it could be understood that when he did come back, Neff was disappointed at the things his opponents tried to call "promos." Well, at least he didn't need to pop in a comedy movie tonight. As the scene begins, Neff is seated on a long couch in his house, where he will remain for the entire promo
Neff: Saul, do me a huge favor. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me E-Nuff, and another dollar for those who actually thought what they said was original, I would have at least triple the money I have today. In this day and age, it is good to find a name to call your opposition. But when you are trying to find a name to insult them with, you have to do some background work. If you want to insult someone, actually try to come up with something that is at least half-decent. That was highly disappointing, but not unexpected.
And the GM said I had dug myself a hole, letting these guys have 2 promos apeice before I came out and talked? Wow, he must have been high. Saul has two promos all week, and he only mentions Neff in passing, not even by his correct name. Why? Has he wrote off "Showtime" already? I sure hope not. If he did...........well, it's happened before, and the results are not pretty. As for the other guy.........he has the same number of Promos as Saul, and all he can say about me is that I had a good match last week?
And then, you got Bomber Jake. I like a comliment here and there, but it just seems to me like you're trying to suck up. If there is one thing I hate in this business, it's people that try to suck up to an opponent, just so they don't get hurt as badly. I admit, Deamon Cohln may be after me, but he ain't in this match, and if he is after me, that is my problem to talk about, Jake, and not yours. You guys seemed to have had fun this week, talking about each other and how you are going to beat one another. That works right into my strategy. You see, how can either of you win, if I am just standing on the sidelines, waiting for the moment that both of you are physically spent, and therefore can not even lift a muscle to defend yourselves. Keep underestimating Showtime, go ahead. But sooner much rather than later, you will grow to regret that decision.
Saul can only say idiotic things on the level of a 5-year old about me, and all Jake says is that I had a good match. Last I checked, OTB was supposed to be the big time! This is supposed to be the main event! I can hold my own in the main event, if you don't believe just check my track record. But these guys? Maybe I was right when I said that the GM was high.
Neff: So Jake, Saul...............let me put it like this. You can come up with your stupid insults all you want, you can say nice things all you want. Very soon, words become cheap, and our actions will speak much louder. In that ring, it don't matter if you call me T-Neff, E-Nuff, or even Granny Num-Nums. If you don't come with it one hundred percent, you will not win, and there is nothing else to it. You can say I had a good match, and that's all good, but if you keep dwelling on my past, you are going to get run over by my present. And here I was, thinking that this would be interesting............yeah, right.
At this point, Neff stands up to walk to his kitchen. He grabs himself some water, takes a drink of it, and returns to the couch.
So before I go, Jake, Saul, remember this. You can talk all you want about each other and this match you are in, but don't forget about little 'ol Showtime. If you do.........then your night will fade to black. When the main event ends, you won't have to look at your watch to realize what time it is. You'll know, when you're on your back, looking at the ceiling. It's Showtime, baby.
Neff smiles, and the scene fades out.
