Post by "Rockstar" Willie Bard on Jun 3, 2006 0:51:37 GMT -5
hey, elitists from L.A.
LOS ANGELEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, California![/b][/color]
(The guitar riffs, along with the beat from L.A.X by Big D and the Kids Table is all that can be heard. The various pits in the club in Syracuse, we see Willie Bard, skanking around the circle.
The song finishes. And they announce that they're starting their 2nd set in a half hour. And the circles break up and people start to mingle with each other. Willie begins to talk with the teen he met at the YMCA last week)
Bard - So, did you see Vendetta last week?
Teen - Of course dude. You kinda took an ass kicking. But you hit that Rockin' Out Loud, and like you said, that was it.
Bard - That's the problem with wrestling as a small guy. Because 90 percent of your opponents are bigger and stronger then you.
Teen - How do you survive that anyway? I mean, how do you keep bouncing back like you kept doing last week.
Bard - Well, and this is between you and me, as you know I was in a band like 10 years ago. And we wrote this song, called How It Goes. And everytime I played it, I would get this like, adrenaline rush. And it would inspire me to play the song to the best of my ability. So, when I'm in the ring getting the shit kicked outta me, I start to play that song in my head, and I get pumped up, and get those 2nd and 3rd winds.
Teen - (Awestruck) Wow...
Bard - And moshing once or twice a week doesn't hurt either...
(They both just laugh at that.)
Teen - ...so, this week you got Jack Edup.
Bard - Yeah, I'm not too worried, even though, you know, he's got about 6 inches and 60 pounds on me.
Teen - Well, I knew I was gonna see you here, so I did a little research on the guy. Word on the street is that he's this former bodybuilder that could probably snap you in half if he gets the opportunity.
Bard - And you act like I've never dealt with this before. I'm sure that I could outquick him and then outfox him. That's the problem with those bodybuilder types. They don't got any brains.
Teen - Umm... but there is a pretty good chance he'll kick your ass.
(Out of nowhere, a stoned guy comes over and talks to Bard)
Stoner - Dude... are you Willie Bard?
Bard - Yeah, who's asking?
Stoner - Oh, I'm Jeff. I saw you in NYC on Monday. A quick question, you get high?
Bard - No, I gave that up a few years ago.
Stoner - Oh, I was lookin for some. I'm losing my buzz.
Bard - Sorry, can't help ya there.
(The stoner walks away)
Bard - Anyway, where was I?
Teen - Jack Edup kicking your ass...
Bard - Right, anyway, I'm confident. Once "I Get Wet" hits, I get pumped. I rush to the ring. I'm ready for all comers. And when I'm down, I think of "How It Goes" and I get back up again. Music dude, it can save your life. Remember that...
Teen - Uh huh.
5 KIDS DOWN, 5 KIDS DOWN.
C'MON GRANDPA, C'MON, LEFT RIGHT.
C'MON GRANDPA, IT'S A FULL FIGHT.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM, YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
C'MON GRANDPA, IT'S A BLOODY SIGHT.
WINNER AGAIN, WINNER AGAIN![/size][/b]
(The horns start up and Big D begins to play again.)
Bard - I'M GONNA GO SKANK! BE RIGHT BACK!
(Willie Bard joins in another skanking circle and the scene fades to black)
LOS ANGELEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, California![/b][/color]
(The guitar riffs, along with the beat from L.A.X by Big D and the Kids Table is all that can be heard. The various pits in the club in Syracuse, we see Willie Bard, skanking around the circle.
The song finishes. And they announce that they're starting their 2nd set in a half hour. And the circles break up and people start to mingle with each other. Willie begins to talk with the teen he met at the YMCA last week)
Bard - So, did you see Vendetta last week?
Teen - Of course dude. You kinda took an ass kicking. But you hit that Rockin' Out Loud, and like you said, that was it.
Bard - That's the problem with wrestling as a small guy. Because 90 percent of your opponents are bigger and stronger then you.
Teen - How do you survive that anyway? I mean, how do you keep bouncing back like you kept doing last week.
Bard - Well, and this is between you and me, as you know I was in a band like 10 years ago. And we wrote this song, called How It Goes. And everytime I played it, I would get this like, adrenaline rush. And it would inspire me to play the song to the best of my ability. So, when I'm in the ring getting the shit kicked outta me, I start to play that song in my head, and I get pumped up, and get those 2nd and 3rd winds.
Teen - (Awestruck) Wow...
Bard - And moshing once or twice a week doesn't hurt either...
(They both just laugh at that.)
Teen - ...so, this week you got Jack Edup.
Bard - Yeah, I'm not too worried, even though, you know, he's got about 6 inches and 60 pounds on me.
Teen - Well, I knew I was gonna see you here, so I did a little research on the guy. Word on the street is that he's this former bodybuilder that could probably snap you in half if he gets the opportunity.
Bard - And you act like I've never dealt with this before. I'm sure that I could outquick him and then outfox him. That's the problem with those bodybuilder types. They don't got any brains.
Teen - Umm... but there is a pretty good chance he'll kick your ass.
(Out of nowhere, a stoned guy comes over and talks to Bard)
Stoner - Dude... are you Willie Bard?
Bard - Yeah, who's asking?
Stoner - Oh, I'm Jeff. I saw you in NYC on Monday. A quick question, you get high?
Bard - No, I gave that up a few years ago.
Stoner - Oh, I was lookin for some. I'm losing my buzz.
Bard - Sorry, can't help ya there.
(The stoner walks away)
Bard - Anyway, where was I?
Teen - Jack Edup kicking your ass...
Bard - Right, anyway, I'm confident. Once "I Get Wet" hits, I get pumped. I rush to the ring. I'm ready for all comers. And when I'm down, I think of "How It Goes" and I get back up again. Music dude, it can save your life. Remember that...
Teen - Uh huh.
5 KIDS DOWN, 5 KIDS DOWN.
C'MON GRANDPA, C'MON, LEFT RIGHT.
C'MON GRANDPA, IT'S A FULL FIGHT.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM, YOU CAN TAKE HIM!
C'MON GRANDPA, IT'S A BLOODY SIGHT.
WINNER AGAIN, WINNER AGAIN![/size][/b]
(The horns start up and Big D begins to play again.)
Bard - I'M GONNA GO SKANK! BE RIGHT BACK!
(Willie Bard joins in another skanking circle and the scene fades to black)