Post by "Rockstar" Willie Bard on May 24, 2006 21:52:06 GMT -5
ROCK AND ROLL! HAHAHA![/b][/color]
(A makeshift stage is set up in a YMCA Gymnasium. All we see are mostly people in their teens or early 20s, and most of them are moshing to the Crazy Train cover. Then we see one man, who looks to be in his 30s, moshing with the rest
The band finishes their song, and a supervisor comes into the gym)
Supervisor - Umm... is there a Willie Bard here?
(The man in his 30s turns around)
Man - That's me, I'm Willie Bard.
Supervisor - Well, you got a phone call... some guy named Daniels.
(The man called Willie Bard follows the supervisor into the lobby and grabs the phone)
Bard - Hello? Yeah, this is Willie Bard. Yeah... uh huh. Really? My contract was accepted? Where do I have to be? New York City? Easy, I'm in Syracuse now. Alright, I'll be at MSG on Monday. What time? Sounds good. Alright bye.
(Willie Bard runs into the gym and leaps onto the makeshift stage. He grabs the mic from the guy tuning his guitar.)
Bard - Ladies and gentlemen, I, "Rockstar" Willie Bard, have been accepted to Only The Best Wrestling!
(We hear an unenthusiastic 'Woo!' from the crowd)
Bard - This is my first ever full time wrestling job. So, those of you who know me from the record store down the street, my last day will be on Friday.
Mean Teen - Play a song dude!
(A few more people start to yell at Bard to get off the stage so the band can start playing again)
Bard - Alright. But, on Monday, everyone, tune in to TNT at 9:15. So you can see you're regional rockstar, Willie Bard, kick some ass in the ring. WILLIE BARD IS MOVING TO THE BIG TIME!
(Some more people tell Bard to get off the stage, and he does. The band starts to play again, and Willie Bard starts to mosh some more.
The band finishes their song, and then they start to take their equipment off the makeshift stage. A nerdy looking teen, maybe 14 or 15 comes up to Willie Bard, and begins to talk to him)
Teen - Dude. That's so awesome. You're finally gonna be wrestling in front of a TV audience.
Bard - Yeah, I know. About damn time. I've been wrestling for like 10 years, and no one has noticed. Cause it's been in regional promotions and in Mexico.
Teen - Yeah, I know. I saw you once in Buffalo. It was in some high school gym. And you faced this guy. He was like 6' 7" and like 300 pounds.
Bard - Hmm... I think I remember that. Yeah, cause that was the only show I did in Buffalo. He was... umm...
Teen - The Big Kahuna.
Bard - Yeah. That's it. That was actually his last match, which is why I won.
Teen - Yeah, but you always do that. In Mexico you were considered a Giant Killer, even though you were bigger then most of those luche libre guys.
Bard - Yeah, I hear the guy I'm facing this week is a big dude. Umm... Reno King I think.
Teen - Yeah, he's 6' 8", 275 lbs. Think you take him?
Bard - Are you kidding, once I hit my Rockin' Out Loud or Demented Device, big or small, the opponent doesn't have a chance. You gonna be at MSG on Monday?
Teen - Wish I could, but I can't get tix. Plus, I have no way to the city.
Bard - Bummer. Well, at least watch on TNT. It's gonna be good. I think the next band's ready.
(The next band finishes setting up and starts to play. Bard starts to mosh again, but there is a smile on his face, as he has made a new friend in the nerdy teen.
The scene fades to black)
(A makeshift stage is set up in a YMCA Gymnasium. All we see are mostly people in their teens or early 20s, and most of them are moshing to the Crazy Train cover. Then we see one man, who looks to be in his 30s, moshing with the rest
The band finishes their song, and a supervisor comes into the gym)
Supervisor - Umm... is there a Willie Bard here?
(The man in his 30s turns around)
Man - That's me, I'm Willie Bard.
Supervisor - Well, you got a phone call... some guy named Daniels.
(The man called Willie Bard follows the supervisor into the lobby and grabs the phone)
Bard - Hello? Yeah, this is Willie Bard. Yeah... uh huh. Really? My contract was accepted? Where do I have to be? New York City? Easy, I'm in Syracuse now. Alright, I'll be at MSG on Monday. What time? Sounds good. Alright bye.
(Willie Bard runs into the gym and leaps onto the makeshift stage. He grabs the mic from the guy tuning his guitar.)
Bard - Ladies and gentlemen, I, "Rockstar" Willie Bard, have been accepted to Only The Best Wrestling!
(We hear an unenthusiastic 'Woo!' from the crowd)
Bard - This is my first ever full time wrestling job. So, those of you who know me from the record store down the street, my last day will be on Friday.
Mean Teen - Play a song dude!
(A few more people start to yell at Bard to get off the stage so the band can start playing again)
Bard - Alright. But, on Monday, everyone, tune in to TNT at 9:15. So you can see you're regional rockstar, Willie Bard, kick some ass in the ring. WILLIE BARD IS MOVING TO THE BIG TIME!
(Some more people tell Bard to get off the stage, and he does. The band starts to play again, and Willie Bard starts to mosh some more.
The band finishes their song, and then they start to take their equipment off the makeshift stage. A nerdy looking teen, maybe 14 or 15 comes up to Willie Bard, and begins to talk to him)
Teen - Dude. That's so awesome. You're finally gonna be wrestling in front of a TV audience.
Bard - Yeah, I know. About damn time. I've been wrestling for like 10 years, and no one has noticed. Cause it's been in regional promotions and in Mexico.
Teen - Yeah, I know. I saw you once in Buffalo. It was in some high school gym. And you faced this guy. He was like 6' 7" and like 300 pounds.
Bard - Hmm... I think I remember that. Yeah, cause that was the only show I did in Buffalo. He was... umm...
Teen - The Big Kahuna.
Bard - Yeah. That's it. That was actually his last match, which is why I won.
Teen - Yeah, but you always do that. In Mexico you were considered a Giant Killer, even though you were bigger then most of those luche libre guys.
Bard - Yeah, I hear the guy I'm facing this week is a big dude. Umm... Reno King I think.
Teen - Yeah, he's 6' 8", 275 lbs. Think you take him?
Bard - Are you kidding, once I hit my Rockin' Out Loud or Demented Device, big or small, the opponent doesn't have a chance. You gonna be at MSG on Monday?
Teen - Wish I could, but I can't get tix. Plus, I have no way to the city.
Bard - Bummer. Well, at least watch on TNT. It's gonna be good. I think the next band's ready.
(The next band finishes setting up and starts to play. Bard starts to mosh again, but there is a smile on his face, as he has made a new friend in the nerdy teen.
The scene fades to black)
