Post by game on May 26, 2006 9:29:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up with two huge men sitting on opposite sides of a table, staring at each other very pointedly. They each lock their right elbow into a V-like position, clasping hands in the center of the table. The strain and anguish is written across their faces, until finally one man's backhand smacks the table.
Nick Wylde: Drink up bitch!
With the arm wrestling match over, Wylde laughs as Reno King grabs a nearby bottle of Jack Daniels and pours himself a shot. Quickly downing it, the large man throws down a second one before placing the shot glass down.
Reno King: Damn you big oaf, you got me again.
Nick Wylde: I'm the largest man in this business and you thought you were going to beat me in an arm wrestling match? Do I look like Willie Tard to you??
Reno King: Hahaha, Monster Tard. I heard that in a movie once.
Nick Wylde: Yeah, The Ringer.
Reno King: Ohhh yeah. Johnny Knoxville, funny guy. Hey, you know what's even funnier than that? Our bosses name is Jack Daniels. Like the bottle.
Wylde looks at Reno King with an odd "Are you stupid?" look, before ignoring his last statement and turning on the television. Their they both see promos for OTB's Monday Night Vendetta, including clips from the promo cut by Willie Bard earlier in the week.
Reno King: Ahhh, guess I should be worried about those finishing moves huh??
Nick Wylde: I would be if I were you. I mean, "Rockin Out Loud". "Demented Device". I don't know if you're up against a wrestler or a guy who names Power Ranger's cartoon episodes.
Reno King: HAHAHA, Power Rangers. Bet you a shot you don't know why Power Rangers was racist!
Nick Wylde: Ummm, the yellow ranger was Asian. The pink ranger was a little white girl. And the black ranger was a black guy who danced all the time. Drink up bitch!
King angrily grabs the shot glass and downs two more shots before launching the glass halfway across the room, shattering it into pieces. Nick Wylde laughs hysterically at his angry tag team partner as King gets up and walks off....
Reno King: Soooo, my debut match and I'm taking on "Rockstar" Willie Bard. Interesting enough that GM Daniels has me start off the show, but then again I guess you do gotta put your best foot forward. Bard, you have wrestled before, but admittedly never in the big time. And guess what, that game you knew before as wrestling..is about to change. The Game Changers enter OTB with one mission, and that is to hurt whoever we want, whenever we want, and do it however we want. Luckily you don't get us in a tag match, but that just means I get to kick your ass by myself. At Madison Square Garden I will show you why they call me Reno King...and why very soon you all will bow down to the King!
Suddenly there is a flushing noise and King begins washing his hands as Wylde yells out from the living room.
Nick Wylde: Did you just cut a fucking promo in the bathroom? Who the hell does that?
Reno King: The King of Kings.
Nick Wylde: Triple H?! NO WAY!!!!
Reno King: He's the King of Queens.
Nick Wylde: No, that's Kevin James. Drink up bitch!
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Nick Wylde: Drink up bitch!
With the arm wrestling match over, Wylde laughs as Reno King grabs a nearby bottle of Jack Daniels and pours himself a shot. Quickly downing it, the large man throws down a second one before placing the shot glass down.
Reno King: Damn you big oaf, you got me again.
Nick Wylde: I'm the largest man in this business and you thought you were going to beat me in an arm wrestling match? Do I look like Willie Tard to you??
Reno King: Hahaha, Monster Tard. I heard that in a movie once.
Nick Wylde: Yeah, The Ringer.
Reno King: Ohhh yeah. Johnny Knoxville, funny guy. Hey, you know what's even funnier than that? Our bosses name is Jack Daniels. Like the bottle.
Wylde looks at Reno King with an odd "Are you stupid?" look, before ignoring his last statement and turning on the television. Their they both see promos for OTB's Monday Night Vendetta, including clips from the promo cut by Willie Bard earlier in the week.
Reno King: Ahhh, guess I should be worried about those finishing moves huh??
Nick Wylde: I would be if I were you. I mean, "Rockin Out Loud". "Demented Device". I don't know if you're up against a wrestler or a guy who names Power Ranger's cartoon episodes.
Reno King: HAHAHA, Power Rangers. Bet you a shot you don't know why Power Rangers was racist!
Nick Wylde: Ummm, the yellow ranger was Asian. The pink ranger was a little white girl. And the black ranger was a black guy who danced all the time. Drink up bitch!
King angrily grabs the shot glass and downs two more shots before launching the glass halfway across the room, shattering it into pieces. Nick Wylde laughs hysterically at his angry tag team partner as King gets up and walks off....
Reno King: Soooo, my debut match and I'm taking on "Rockstar" Willie Bard. Interesting enough that GM Daniels has me start off the show, but then again I guess you do gotta put your best foot forward. Bard, you have wrestled before, but admittedly never in the big time. And guess what, that game you knew before as wrestling..is about to change. The Game Changers enter OTB with one mission, and that is to hurt whoever we want, whenever we want, and do it however we want. Luckily you don't get us in a tag match, but that just means I get to kick your ass by myself. At Madison Square Garden I will show you why they call me Reno King...and why very soon you all will bow down to the King!
Suddenly there is a flushing noise and King begins washing his hands as Wylde yells out from the living room.
Nick Wylde: Did you just cut a fucking promo in the bathroom? Who the hell does that?
Reno King: The King of Kings.
Nick Wylde: Triple H?! NO WAY!!!!
Reno King: He's the King of Queens.
Nick Wylde: No, that's Kevin James. Drink up bitch!
[end]