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Post by President Hudson on Jul 29, 2006 17:58:16 GMT -5
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Post by Scotty Blaze on Jul 31, 2006 23:15:37 GMT -5
The time had to come where Scotty would actually lose his first match in his opening match to a federation. Sure he gave it all he had and people can laugh at him for losing. Some don't dare to laugh at him though for fear of being shot at by Scotty. Scotty is seen at his home as he is seen smoking a nicely rolled blunt and drinking straight from a bottle of Jack Daniels as Scotty is just getting real drunk right about now. Scotty is ready and he wants to party his ass off despite losing his match. This is the life of Scotty he parties no matter what the occasion if he wants to.
Scotty-Let's look at the possibilities. Let's look at the late round possibilities first. BomberJake? What of fruitcake name is that seriously? Is this fuckhead trying to act like fuckin Bomberman and shit? Well don't matter that game went out back in 95'. So BomberJake think of something new or you can think of getting hit with the one and the only B-Real if we are to fight at this little event that's if you can make it far enough to face me period. The last I saw of you you got beat by some dude who calls himself Flamer or something like that? So Jake you best be ready if you even want to make it to THE FINALS which is where I am heading already. For Dusk and Blade I don't worry about either one of them. Give me a challenge and throw in my nigga Hu$tla and then I may have somewhat of a challenge. God I must have the easiest FIRST ROUND match possible. "The Rookie Sensation" Ricky Jones? If this fool is such a sensation why ain't I ever heard of this bitchass. Rookie means newcomer. You can't be a sensation just by being a newcomer to the world of wrestling it isn't how it works Ricky so Ricky best be ready to tap out to the greatest submission hold seen since well The Sharpshooter done by The Hitman himself. Be ready to get yo ass whooped and accept the fact that I don't tap out to wannabe's. You can go get your seats backstage ready with other losers like Bryan Blade and BomberJake. God I can never get over how gay of a name that sounds.
Scotty obviously getting near drunk right now attempts to stand up and does as he starts to yell as he is yelling at the top of his lungs like a fuckin moron right now.
Scotty-The 2nd round I could be facing either Dusk or Bryan Blade. Let me go on about Blade cuz I could do that all night. Sure Blade may of been something in IWF near the level of a low-card jobber. Maybe he could of been an Xtreme Champion. Well the story about Bryan Blade is he is just another son of a bitch who needs to learn that he isn't a wrestler he is just another little bitch who has no talent and is wasting my time having to beat the holy hell out of him. Blade what else could I say about him? How about I have already gotten two EASY victories over Bryan Blade? How he isn't really even worthy enough for this tournament and not worhty for his opponent Dusk either? Blade he came at me at the wrong time when IWF was dicking around not giving me title shots I deserved due to the champion being a coward and to chickenshit to defend his title. Blade thought pissing me off and treating me like a 3rd rate citizen would beat me. I put him threw worse hell than humanly thought possible and I did the same to his pal Hu$tla a month later after I beat Blade's ass for the second time. Bryan Blade he is a pure grade JOBBER! That's all Bryan Blade is. He can't compete at a real athlete's level and has problems just hanging with his jobber level of opponents that he should just head back down to the minor leagues. Bryan Blade even making it past Dusk would surprise me alone. That's just enough said. Dusk though is a different story 8-0 in the IWF a guy who could go toe to toe with the best of them. A guy who isn't a rookie in the world of wrestling and isn't just another newbie either. This man I can say I actually respect inside the ring.
People inside the party are thinking what the fuck is he talking about? Scotty has he gone mad? Scotty WAKE UP they want to yell as Scotty is clearly awake and still clearly drinking.
Scotty-Now onto Duck. Wait did I just say Duck? HAHA! DUCK THAT'S FUNNY MAN! HAHA! AHAHAHAHA DUCK! GOD DAMN I'M FUCKIN TRIPPIN! For Real though Dusk is a real competitor. Dusk I've seen him destroy contender after contender after contender. There is one name though he could NOT pin 1,2,3 that he has stumbles across and THAT IS ME! He beat me after I was being searched for drugs. Fuckin cops can't leave a colored or hispanic man alone when it comes down to that shit man. FUCK THE POLICE! Now Dusk you may of beaten names like Damon James, Tigerheart, "The Disciple", Grief, Gangzta, Dominac Kade, X-Skull and many more by pinfall over your career. The thing is you ever pin me? You ever been able to scoop up me onto your shoulders and hit your Deathflow successfully? No you haven't been able to. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DEFEAT ME INSIDE THE RING 1,2,3. You can't defeat me at all Dusk. You had to pin a jobber to take the title that should still be worn on MY shoulder. I am the true greatest Xtreme Champion in all IWF history. You tell your opponents to fear The DeathFlow. Well Dusk I figured I would meet you in Round 2 as "The Rookie Sensation" won't be winning against me as neither will Bryan Blade it will be just you against me Dusk Round 2. Dusk I don't worry about Bryan Blade which I know you don't worry about him either. So Dusk you and me well I am gonna do what no one in IWF could do Dusk and beat you. I will do it not by pinfall, but by making you say TWO WORDS no wrestler EVER wants to say and those two words are I QUIT! I can hear it now from your mouth the words I QUIT! Or you could not show up and I head to the finals automatically. I know if you don't show Blade won't show meaning I win ONE match and I am already into the finals.
Scotty then thinks of that as he thinks if he if he had an advantage like that it would be much easier for him to win this tournament despite the last match being one he hasn't ever competed for surprisingly. Scotty Blaze feeling he is going into The Last Man Standing Matchup as Scotty thinks of it as he laughs about it as Scotty feels he is gonna have this one in the bag. Scotty knows there is a possibility of four finals opponents that's if he can defeat Ricky Jones and the winner of Dusk and Blade. He reads their names off of a piece of paper as he laughs. He is obviously showing he is high as a kite.
Scotty-God that guy I believe has to be a fuckin fruitcake man. I'm trippin and this retard has the gay name shit I'ld be raggin on this fool all night. He ain't gonna make it into a matchup against me. He will be beaten into the ground in his matches. Hell he may win on the account that Flame gets arrested in the first round for a hate crime. Then either Bard or that Deamon dude get the same treatment in Round 2. Shit BomberJake may make it for getting beaten badly. Hell all I'll need is ONE MOVE ONE SHOT and BomberJake would be down begging for mercy against me. I am not gonna take a guy like him seriously champ or not a champ. I am just gonna bust on his ass til this shit is done with. Hell another one of these opponents fuckin make me want to laugh all day aswell. A guy named Flame. Is that suppose to intimidate me? How am I supposed to be intimidated by a guy who calls himself Flame? HEY FLAMER! Haha that's just classic insults that could wind me up in prison again. Well this dude Flame best hopes if he beats BomberJake in the battle of fruitcakes that he best hope either Willie Bard or Deamon knock him out of the tournament in the second round. Seriously First BomberJake calls me a noob? Well BomberJake I am no noob I am an "OG" to the sport of wrestling. I've been kicking a lot of ass for quite a while now Jake. I won my first title at NINETEEN FUCKIN YEARS of AGE. How old are you mid 20's? lower 30's? 40's maybe? You talk about how I don't deserve a spot? I stole the show last week despite losing I STILL STOLE THE FREAKIN SHOW JAKE! I will steal the show again using the great style of pure technical PROPER wrestling. Yeah it does sound funny a spanish gangsta talkin bout what's proper? What's proper is not being wreckless and not botching moves. This week the fans will sit and BOO ME cuz I am not white and purebred for their racist asses and they will go on saying how much I am hated by them. When I can literatlly OUT WRESTLE every single one of my opponents in horrendous matches that athletes shouldn't be competiting in. An I quit match? A match that has no rules to it what so ever. This isn't ECW rules are needed. I will defeat Dusk or Blade if Blade is lucky enough without the need of weapons to prove to the world I am the greatest WRESTLER in HWF I am no sports entertainer cuz Sports Entertainment IT SUCKS!
Scotty still ranting about how much he hates Sports Entertainment he spent years on drugs, and he talks about how sports entertainment is killing the industry as drugs have ruined careers in the world of wrestling before Scotty's time and it can do it all over again. Scotty knows what happened to his idol Eddie Guerrero who knows lays dead in a coffin as Scotty knew that there was a real insperation for wrestling at times though Scotty just can't find it anymore since Eddie died it's seemed like a revenge plot to purposely hurt people as he then found his reason at Wrestlemania when another Hispanic athlete won a Heavyweight Title in the Mainstream world of wrestling. We know his name and he is Msyterio. Now in this time as Scotty is still fried as possible as Scotty looks to destroy Sports Entertainment. Scotty sits there and waits for the moment to say something.
Scotty-The possibilities of the finals are endless. "The Street Legend" Scotty Blaze vs. "Rockstar" WIllie Bard, "The Street Legend" Scotty Blaze vs. Flamer, "The Street Legend" Scotty Blaze vs. Deamon Cohln. I don't see much of this BomberJake fruitcake and I see him taking an early leave from this tournament. That's just my guess I don't expect to see him to make it to Round Two it's just my guess. I could be wrong who knows? First off let's start off with The Rockstar. "Rockstar" Willie Bard. I have no fuckin clue what to expect from this man besides his promo where he was bitching about this tournament and the type of matches the man is a moron who doesn't know any submission abilities and he thinks he is having a chance in hell winning this? Well at first before I remembered his promo I had thoughts of me hitting the B-Real to Willie Bard beating him in the final round. Well it looks like it's between The Flamer and the Deamon unless Willie Bard learns how to wrestle. I can already tell this tournament is looking my way and I will have only been participating in my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th match in this damned place. I look to walk out of this tournament the winner and in Vegas they see the same thing. They see me reigning as a tournament winner and I also look to go on a run get my win after win after win and then eventually when time has ended our Earth I will go down as the greatest wrestler IN HISTORY!
Thinking of what he just said and how arrogant he may sound. He still is very high and fucked up on drugs and alcohal at this moment so how is Scotty even still standing? Scotty takes another swig straight out of the bottle as people around him are chanting CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Scotty-Well I could tell you what I think of Deamon Cohln, but you know what though guys I am really fucked up right now.
Scotty passes out for a couple of hours very fuckin drunk and stoned at the moment.
The next morning somber and done all his damn partying
Scotty walks up with his head hurting as he just moves out of his bed back in his home in Harlem he pukes on the floor as he just continously pukes for a little while as his girlfriend Trisha Jones wakes up aswell as she hears the puking happening as Scotty is just puking like their is no tommorow.
Scotty-What happened? Last night
Scotty stops puking so much as he throws up one last time before he is handed a cold can of Coca Cola to wake up and somber down with.
Trisha-Well Scotty you pukes about 10 pounds of weight out of your body and you got so fuckin stoned and drunk last night I don't think you ever having kids would be a good thing for society. Scotty you said you were about to say something about an opponent.
Scotty-Yeah I was. I was about to talk shit bout Bryan Blade. The bald fuckwad from IWF. The dude crossed over to see if he could finally taste success in the world of wrestling. Well Blade you got your first win for the reasons Hu$tla did all the work. Typical Blade needs a stable and partners to do his work so Blade can pick up the scraps for himself. Typical Bryan Blade. Just like his Darkside before this time occuring Blade is a nobody who tries to hang in the somebodies and main eventers leagues. Blade doesn't want people to remember that, but ask around to those who know bout Blade since his rookie months where he had to beat the worst of the worst to get a win in wrestling. Then had to beat a cripple and the same moron in a mask. Bryan Blade is nothing more than a JOKE! Bryan Blade haha that's all I can say when I think of the fool is HA-HA!
Trisha-Scotty now that's not a nice thing to say to someone. This is wrestling and your puking so bad you just ruined the shirt your sister bought for your last birthday.
Scotty-Not my high times t-shirt? Not that one.
Scotty sits up finally and takes off his shirt which was one that read high times and showed a potleaf as Scotty just throws it against a wall into a dirty clothes bin as Scotty then stands up and heads towards the shower as he gets into the shower as he shuts the door as a man walks into the room as this man is Scotty's longtime business associate Kunisawa Ching-Cho. Cho then starts to speak.
Cho-Hey Trisha where Scotty?
Trisha-He is in the shower and why are you here?
Cho-I just got the promo from Deamon Cohln and it very very funny. He don't know dick bout his opponents at all and just sat and fought an untrained man. How sad?
Trisha-Well Scotty will like to catch that. We just have to wait for him to finish his shower and speaking of that I have to hand him some clothes to put on.
Trisha goes threw Scotty's closet and grabs a white t-shirt with blue jeans as she also grabs a morning joint for him so Scotty can wake up his way. She then grabs clothes out of her closet as she brings both pairs of clothing into the bathroom as the door closes as Mr. Cho sits outside the bathroom in Scotty's bedroom as Mr. Cho lights up a cigarette while he waits as he sits in a chair smoking a cigarette as he hears the door open as pot smoke comes out of the door as Scotty and Trisha walk out as Scotty grabs the video tape and pops it into his VCR. Scotty sits and watches the video with the leftovers of his joint as he then grabs more weed and rolls a second joint as Scotty lights it up as he passes it as he watches the video as he cracks up at the fight scene.
Scotty-God that fool can't fight for shit and he pickin on some big mofo who probably to stupid to fight to begin with. Well I finally got somethin to say bout that fool now. Deamon is just another joker who thinks he has what it takes to go toe to toe with just about anyone for he can beat an untrained professional down into the ground with a kick to the balls. Which brings me to something else CHEATING! Cheating is what has brought down the sport and some of it's best. Eddie Guerrero was to become a cheater for "Sports Entertainment" and Eddie was one of the best inside the ring. I know people remember him for lying cheating and stealing. It's what you had to do to survive the streets. It then was forced into his professional career and what sky rocketed many people to want to lie, cheat, and steal. What inspired people to drive the lowrider to the ring. What inspired people to want to be Eddie Guerrero. The day he died the night after was done HIS way NO FAKE SHIT with people throwing their gimmicks around. It was for Eddie all fights ALL NIGHT! We saw his best pal and a fellow Christian beat each other down for Eddie's memory. Well Deamon you can think you have this tournament in the bag, but unlike you I AM GONNA MAKE IT PAST ROUND ONE GUARENTEED! Round two may be just easier. Round Three then would be the easiest of all the rounds as if Round Two and One would be easy for me while everyone else on the otherside is putting each other threw hell then wouldn't the man who had the easy ride and have less bruises be most likely the one to win? Especially when that someone is at MY LEVEL? OF course this tournament is all bout ME! This is gonna show that Flame, BomberJake, Willie Bard, Bryan Blade, Dusk, Ricky Jones, and YOU Deamon Cohln are NOT AT MY LEVEL! You are all just mere jobbers when it comes to GREATNESS LIKE ME! For you want to fight with "The Street Legend" come and try to start something with "The Street Legend".
Trisha-Scotty can we go grab something to eat now?
Scotty-Yeah I got da munchies anyway. Let's go.
Scotty and Trisha walk out of the bedroom and the house as Mr. Cho follows as they head to some restruant as they eat.
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