Post by Deamon Cohln on May 27, 2006 15:46:15 GMT -5
*We fade into a house. We don’t know who’s house it is or even if anyone is home. We move up the stairs and into a hallway. There are five doors, two on the left, two on the right, and one red one at the abrupt end of the hallway. The camera turns to the first door on the left. It has a symbol on it. It is a giant “S” with an “A” and a “W” on top of it. The door opens eerily and inside it various memorabilia of Deamon’s tenure with the American Wrestling Syndicate, including the AWS World Championship. A voice comes out of no where and begins to speak.*
So I began
As a normal young man
In AWS
I had my fans
But that went down
And I kept going
And no one knew
The hate that was growing
*The camera pulls out of this room and turns around, over to a room with the letters “W”, “L” and “W” lined up on the front. The door opens to this one and we get a voice of an announcer.*
Larry Upton: OH MY GOD JAY! Deamon just took Vigilante’s head off with that DDDDT! He is going to win that title!
*The camera turn over to the WLW Inferno Championship hanging from the ceiling. Then the same eerie voice begins again*
Then I entered WLW
And I began to grow
Battle after battle
My skills began to grow
I went to this place
To hone my skill
But this was just
Another fed to kill
*The camera moves to the next room, the second one on the left, to see “EWWF” spray painted on the American flag on the door. He enters the room to see the EWWF World, and Tag Team titles hanging on the wall with more pictures of his career there. The voice comes back to speak.*
And so I started EWWF
And I was head player
With this endeavor
I quieted the naysayer
But then came out
Of the woodwork
NwPw
And I knew, where evil lurked
*The camera moves out of that room to see the next door, the final door, except for the one at the end of the hallway. This one had EWT spray painted directly on the door. The door opens to see, what seems to be, a TV floating in thin air. On the TV there is EWT announcer Sum Guy with Deamon.*
Sum Guy: So Deamon, what do you think about Bolt Bacana now after the brutal match for the OX Title and double KO.
Deamon: Was that a smug statement Sum? Are you trying to tell me that I was wrong about what I thought about Bolt? Oh you poor stupid son of a b****, you had better watch what you say from now on. You see numnuts, I have been thinking abut that match long and hard, and I have finally realized what had happened.. I was off guard, I never saw it coming and Bolt took the cowards way out and got me when I wasn’t ready. Go back and look at the tapes and you’ll see it. I am still the best and even when people cheat against me they can only come out with a tie. That’s all.
*The voice returns and begins to speak again.*
Then the new age
The EWT
And finally
It was all about me
I had my brothers
I had my best girl
And we are currently
Taking over the world
*The camera exits the room. It turns to the final door in the hallway, It has the HWA logo on the front and odd knife holes in the front. The doors open to see nothing besides the National Title and the Tag Titles. The voice returns.*
But I still have
My burden of feds
HWA
Is getting to my head
I team with the Lenny
Along with Shepard
When people originally
would not make me heard
*Deamon Colhn walks out from behind the door. He speaks, revealing that he was the one talking all along.*
But now’s not the case
And OTB will know
Because that hate
Continues to grow
And at the climax
Of the Event
It will be done
I’ll free your soul
Deamon: and that, my friend is that goddamn TRUTH!
*There is chaos as the camera turns around. Only to hear a loud crash. Blackout.*
So I began
As a normal young man
In AWS
I had my fans
But that went down
And I kept going
And no one knew
The hate that was growing
*The camera pulls out of this room and turns around, over to a room with the letters “W”, “L” and “W” lined up on the front. The door opens to this one and we get a voice of an announcer.*
Larry Upton: OH MY GOD JAY! Deamon just took Vigilante’s head off with that DDDDT! He is going to win that title!
*The camera turn over to the WLW Inferno Championship hanging from the ceiling. Then the same eerie voice begins again*
Then I entered WLW
And I began to grow
Battle after battle
My skills began to grow
I went to this place
To hone my skill
But this was just
Another fed to kill
*The camera moves to the next room, the second one on the left, to see “EWWF” spray painted on the American flag on the door. He enters the room to see the EWWF World, and Tag Team titles hanging on the wall with more pictures of his career there. The voice comes back to speak.*
And so I started EWWF
And I was head player
With this endeavor
I quieted the naysayer
But then came out
Of the woodwork
NwPw
And I knew, where evil lurked
*The camera moves out of that room to see the next door, the final door, except for the one at the end of the hallway. This one had EWT spray painted directly on the door. The door opens to see, what seems to be, a TV floating in thin air. On the TV there is EWT announcer Sum Guy with Deamon.*
Sum Guy: So Deamon, what do you think about Bolt Bacana now after the brutal match for the OX Title and double KO.
Deamon: Was that a smug statement Sum? Are you trying to tell me that I was wrong about what I thought about Bolt? Oh you poor stupid son of a b****, you had better watch what you say from now on. You see numnuts, I have been thinking abut that match long and hard, and I have finally realized what had happened.. I was off guard, I never saw it coming and Bolt took the cowards way out and got me when I wasn’t ready. Go back and look at the tapes and you’ll see it. I am still the best and even when people cheat against me they can only come out with a tie. That’s all.
*The voice returns and begins to speak again.*
Then the new age
The EWT
And finally
It was all about me
I had my brothers
I had my best girl
And we are currently
Taking over the world
*The camera exits the room. It turns to the final door in the hallway, It has the HWA logo on the front and odd knife holes in the front. The doors open to see nothing besides the National Title and the Tag Titles. The voice returns.*
But I still have
My burden of feds
HWA
Is getting to my head
I team with the Lenny
Along with Shepard
When people originally
would not make me heard
*Deamon Colhn walks out from behind the door. He speaks, revealing that he was the one talking all along.*
But now’s not the case
And OTB will know
Because that hate
Continues to grow
And at the climax
Of the Event
It will be done
I’ll free your soul
Deamon: and that, my friend is that goddamn TRUTH!
*There is chaos as the camera turns around. Only to hear a loud crash. Blackout.*
